Heather Devane

I love your proper use of grammar and the Oxford comma.

[Heather Devane @heathermdevane]

@crookedmedia cute or creepy?

[Heather Devane @heathermdevane]

@KevThyme @AnthonyPioppi @GeoffShac @BradleySKlein @AlanShipnuck @JessicaInfante The plot has been lost. Yikes.

[Heather Devane @heathermdevane]

@its_jern @KevThyme @BrendanPorath @the_woke_yolk Since my boyfriend gave me away in the first tweet, I figured it was moot. Context is everything.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

I kinda wanna mess with Texas…

[Heather Devane @heathermdevane]

@sarahclazarus “To make: To inspect”? Im suffocating in grammatical anxiety.

[Heather Devane @heathermdevane]

Truly heartbreaking 💔

[Guy Still @mplstvguy]

We're learning that Abilgail Anderson, the sister of Gabe Grunewald, was struck & killed by a suspected drunk driver over the weekend outside of ELR stadium on UMN STP campus.

Abby ran the NYC Marathon in 2019 in honor of her sister Gabe Grunewald.

Driver faces charges. @wcco

[Heather Devane @heathermdevane]

Not sure who needs to hear this, but if you’re a 50+ y/o male, you don’t need to ask your female colleagues for work outfit advice. Put on your big boy pants and go.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

weather apps should only use the “feels like” temp imo. what the fuck else would i care about

[Heather Devane @heathermdevane]

@ericfisher @ericfisher which day is your pick for a weekend long run?

[Heather Devane @heathermdevane]

I’ve teared up a bunch of times during the Olympics but watching @ByGollyMolly12 finish 3rd in her THIRD marathon ever made me bawl. Equal parts inspirational, amazing, and completely badass. 🙌

[USATF @usatf]

Mission accomplished. @ByGollyMolly12 wins Olympic bronze in 2:27:46 at #Tokyo2020, becoming only the third American to earn an Olympic medal in the Women's Marathon! #TeamUSATF

📸: @TeamUSA

[Kyle Merber⏱️ @TheRealMerb]

The non-running fans could never understand how incredible of an accomplishment that bronze medal is for @ByGollyMolly12 but we do

[Johanna Gretschel @jojo_shea]

I pledge allegiance to Molly Seidel

[des_linden @des_linden]

“It takes 10 years to become an overnight success.” - marathoners

“Hold my beer.” - Molly Seidel

#TeamUSA

[Heather Devane @heathermdevane]

@KevThyme @dontdrinkbeer *clean lagers

[tate @50FirstTates]

marketing: we'll call the purple flavor grape

ceo: cause grapes r purple

marketing: exactly

ceo: and it’ll taste like grapes?

marketing: lmao not even close

[April is in Chicago @ReignOfApril]

NEW YORK ALL DAY!!!

[Clayton Murphy @Clayton_Murph]

Sifan. Hassan. That’s my tweet.

[Heather Devane @heathermdevane]

@KevThyme @webbsimpson1 @KevThyme #tagme

[Heather Devane @heathermdevane]

@KevThyme

[Heather Devane @heathermdevane]

Making my long-anticipated return to Twitter to ask for help saving my favorite person's favorite place.

To prevent @CapeCodCC from becoming a solar farm at tonight's Falmouth Planning Board meeting, click the link below. We'll see ya at 6:30!

https://t.co/VeqtJHb8ub