Heather Newcomer

I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I am wise and I have worms. - Michael Scott

[Heather Newcomer @heatheryall]

Can we all just agree to respond to texts? It's kinda rude not to and, honestly, sucks.

[Heather Newcomer @heatheryall]

@mermhart Every single episode of Miranda, I whisper to myself "oh my gosh, it's me." Thanks for always making me laugh!!

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Love is kind.
If it’s not; it’s something else.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Now do AR-15s.

[Heather Newcomer @heatheryall]

@realDonaldTrump

[Heather Newcomer @heatheryall]

My cat just let my kid give her a shower and I don't know anything anymore. #weirdcat #smellslikeapples

[Heather Newcomer @heatheryall]

@GMA @seanspicer @DancingABC Oh for Gods sakes. 🙄🙄🙄

[Heather Newcomer @heatheryall]

@RawStory The word you're looking for is "raped." She was raped.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

Whenever I'm in a public space, I think about what would happen if a mass shooting broke out. It's a constant, low-level anxiety that follows me everywhere. I wonder if it's just me. I don't think it is.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

I just want to vote for someone time travelers don't have to kill.

[Heather Newcomer @heatheryall]

Working title for my memoir: "Milk and Me: A Tale of Unrequited Lactose Love."

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Almost every world leader now is Francis from Pee-wee's Big Adventure

[Heather Newcomer @heatheryall]

@mermhart This made my whole day, Miranda. Gosh this is so me and my bestie!

[Heather Newcomer @heatheryall]

@mermhart @jbridemarch307 it's us 🤣🤣🤣

[Heather Newcomer @heatheryall]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Here’s the Mueller Report summarized in only 5 minutes-RT! #MuellerIsComing

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

What truly makes our country great is its diversity. I’ve seen that beauty in so many ways over the years. Whether we are born here or seek refuge here, there’s a place for us all. We must remember it’s not my America or your America. It’s our America.