Goran Joksimovic

Aspiring standup comedian, professional graphic designer, semi talented musician, wanted to start a blog but it seems like a lot of work, so maybe another time.

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@MomHasMinecraft @shrugdeaIer I mean, you're still killing the animal. I don't really believe there is such a thing as a humane way to kill a living being. Some ways are more cruel than others, but at the end of the day, the result it still the same.

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@lavab0mb @MomHasMinecraft @shrugdeaIer Holy shit, that's kinda grim!

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@emkenobi Look, I like to think I handle rejection fairly well. I'm in my 40s and I try to act like it. People move on, shit happens. Whatever. If this happened to me, I would go full Milton from Office Space.

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@NolanAnalyst That guy's voice was the biggest disappointment of that movie. You can't look like that and sound like a normal guy. I was expecting Darth Vader. Got jar jar binks.

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@scarebro @chatpileroan Not gonna lie, if you didn't point it out, I would have missed it too.

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@ruicharadrius That is so badass.

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@JamesBrown00777 @CBSNews Hey James, get fucked.

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@BeppiButler1 @CBSNews No they didn't.

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@jskkujawa @ZeroXFiat @niccruzpatane @crypto_condom @Xiaomi Ok yeah that makes sense. Still a sweet ride though.

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@_LaMBeau @mchlhess Which one are you?

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@glrosario_ @CBSNews @AOC @RepAOC @Ilhan @TheDemocrats @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani You're painfully fucking stupid.

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@JamesBrown00777 @CBSNews You're a cultist idiot.

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@MagaMuslim8787 @CBSNews You need ID to vote. You're either a liar or an idiot.

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@MarkWeber1 @LisaRichar95913 @CBSNews We are, buddy. You're the one inhabiting an alternate fucking reality and tailoring your entire world view to the whims of a senile conman who fucks kids.

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@pam_justpam @CBSNews The point is to prove that you're a New York resident. They're not doing a fucking background check. That same ID is not considered valid under the save act.

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@CBSNews Maybe some of you should look at the kind of ID that you would have to produce in order to vote if trunp's little voter suppression bill passes. Hint: it ain't your driver license.

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@BretFeltman @CBSNews The kind of ID that's required for the grocery stores is not considered sufficient under the voter suppression bill you are championing.

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@wandxererr @youwereoffkey I mean, yeah, that's just being a normal person.

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@wandxererr @youwereoffkey I mean, I'm not gonna make the guy's job harder than it needs to be, but I'm not doing the fucking dishes.

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@youwereoffkey Yeah let me unload the fucking truck and stock the shelves while I'm at it. You wanna use self checkout? Party on. Not for me.