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[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

No, no ex boyfriends allowed freedoms like this

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Is it OK to let your snakes sunbathe in the park? https://t.co/7UTcR6mfHn

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Outrageous

• MPs’ Menu in Parliament: “Pressed duck leg and caper terrine with celeriac & mustard remoulade
& sour dough toast” — Cost: £4.52 (subsidised by you).

• NHS Staff Menu in Hospital: “Macaroni Cheese” — Cost: £7.25 (paid by NHS nurses).

[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

FyreFest

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Name something that’s gone better than the current government

[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

@meganekenyon Show Trial on BBC Iplayer is epic. A must! Along a similar vein Criminal UK on Netflix. Then, Euphoria is quite an escapism. Mostly I’d recommend a Nintendo DS though. That was my best boredom-killer!

[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

I believe this image captures another Covid Christmas with omicron perfectly

[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

As the National shortage of tests continues I thought it would be funny if the wheelie dealers of this world are out for gold. Turns out, I’m right.

[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

As Spotify wrapped is released I would like to state I am a lowly Apple Music user but my wrapped would consist of sad girl songs + Girls Aloud only. Thank you.

[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

Is my failed math test for a job a sign that self-employment is destined for me, or is it a sign that I’m just bad at maths

[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

@ASOS hi I’m looking for some help, and have already spoken to a member of the team on online chat who couldn’t help. Do you have any suggestions?

[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

I look forward to seeing the race on Tuesday! Best of luck to @Robertson_Sed and everyone else running #SedberghGlobalRun #SedberghSchool @SedberghSchool

[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

@ihateruby Please no I don’t deserve it ok

[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

@ihateruby I don’t even recognise it, clearly I’m a cheugy 😅

[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

About to have my last class ever, I’ll be ceremoniously closing my laptop to end my £37,000 (+interest) education. How depressing

[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

Question for the government: have you ever looked at a University calendar year? You might find it interesting and informative.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Students in England returning to university from 17 May https://t.co/hvC7A7n16B

[𝚁𝚘𝚡𝚢 🌮🐀🍅 @FireyRoxy]

Monday - International women’s day
Tuesday - A woman admitted she was close to suicide
Wednesday - She is accused of lying before presenter walks off show
Thursday - Woman's body was found.
Friday - Confirmed the murdered woman is Sarah Everard.
Saturday - vigil results in ths:

[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

& I thought the world was nuts in 2016. This tweet didn’t age well.

[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

So exciting to have a new PM! I love politics in 2016

[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

That tax increase really looking like I’ll go work abroad for a bit thanks

[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

How is Twitter still free

[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

Planning my outfit for the 21st June don’t @ me

[hebe @hebeholdsworth]

@kirstyworthy

[LADbible @ladbible]

'I'm coming with you!' 😂😂