Luke Saucewalker

Longhorns/Spurs/Cowboys/StlCardinals. Loyal AF.

[Ole Memes @Ole_Memes]

This guy is on such a generational heater I don’t think prime Michael Jordan could guard him right now

[Nexx @evil_scott]

He also rapes kids, pedo style

[Wes Blankenship @Wes_nship]

Hydration break? Commercials?

What happened to the game I casually watch every four years

[Luke Saucewalker @HeckTortoise]

Generational choke job

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

The same Texas Tech who used sovereign immunity to avoid going to court when Mike Leach sued for wrongful termination

really loves court all of a sudden…

[Becky Go Huskies! @BeckyGoHuskies]

Texas Tech isn’t in an impossible spot. You idiots just didn’t want to admit you didn’t check into the player and now you’re trying to save face by playing victim. The kid should have been thrown off the team the moment you heard he placed bets on his own team.

[Won’t Delete This Until OU Scores @Doc_Texas]

It doesn’t matter whether or not he played in the same games he bet on, because you can’t prove if his teammates were in on the bets and ruined the integrity of the game.

He’s gotta go.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

lmfaooooo it did not come through like this on the TV broadcast, that is BRUTAL

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

POV: You’re about to read the most retarded college football take of all time

[Chuy 🇲🇽🇺🇸 @YoungChuy23]

Texas Tech is the Israel of college sports

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

This the quintessential story of how sports reflects the state of the world. Thousands of fans have waited for Game 3 their whole lives and now they’re priced out of entering the game and can’t even celebrate outside because one billionaire gets to attend the game for free.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I don’t ask for much. I just want the crowd at the NBA Finals to chant “FUCK TRUMP.”

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

The Spurs have lost every game since this post

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Can we revisit this for a second?

LOVE Brunson & Fox getting into it. Playoffs, crunch time, chippy. Awesome. Brunson’s Dad running down the whole court to get involved is the funniest & lamest thing ever. Immediately not awesome.

“Get off my son!” LMAO

[Brian Davis @byBDavis]

I’m no NBA coach, but why is the 7-footer always 21-24 feet from the basket?

[Vik von Lustig 🇺🇸 @realcountlustig]

This is very weird. I have been assured by euros that there is no heat like European heat

[Luke Saucewalker @HeckTortoise]

Are the odds of this happening good enough that Sorsby would take that bet?

[Raider Abe Lincoln @RedRaiderAbe]

Teagan Kavan this time next year

[Texas Softball @TexasSoftball]

LIGHT THE TOWER 🤘🏆

[Burner @NotaBurnerr007]

This mf right here

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.