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stephen/laz, ve/vim, indie game designer

[stephen🪐 @hecleretical]

@JonHeyman this is the laziest alleged journalism i've seen in a minute. 1-2 halfass sentences per team? gambling odds you pulled out of your rear end? r/baseball posters put more effort into proving their points.
and for what, to make a cheap shot at peter seidler dying? okay grandpa

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

national broadcasters: the hit factor of this player is pivotal to the team's sucess
local broadcasters: yesterday, i got an ice cream flavor that i did NOT like

[Avery Edison @aedison]

“I know you love your soda but make sure to drink some water, too!” I am, it’s in the soda. It’s the main ingredient of the soda. It’s what makes it drinkable. There’s like a ton of water in there. Why do you think I drink eight glasses of soda every day

[mothcub @mothcub_]

Women are allowed to do this.

[Adrian @blagojevism]

What most Chicagoans want: a Colossus standing over the mouth of Montrose Harbor.

[Scott Vanden Bosch @scott_v_b]

Some painted up operational devices

[gamefaqs.txt @gfaqs_txt]

Yes, I think doing good is bad. That was the point of my post. I walk the path of darkness and evil.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

shohei ohtani is moving from anaheim to chavez ravine. sounds like he’ll be able to make it for opening day – as long as he can beat the LA traffic! i just landed my cessna in the middle of a corn field so i could post this and i believe i have set this gentleman’s crops on fire

[wint @dril]

All of my good posters are protected by angels wings inside of a sphere of golden light. If you post bull shit you are not protected

[Rhiannon 🍉 @Rhi_Bevan]

That "no politics" rule didn't seem to be in place last year huh

[Adam McCalvy @AdamMcCalvy]

Prince Fielder, asked to give an example of how Craig Counsell helped him as a teammate:

"There was one time I was thinking about bunting. He told me if I bunted he would punch me in the face."

[Michael Baumann @MichaelBaumann]

You can say that the two missed calls on the outside corner even out but both Leclerc and Moreno went into 3-2 having no idea where the outside corner is

[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

:(

[Yordano Carmona @YordiMLB]

¿Sabían que Adolis García enfrentó a Paul Sewald en el Juegos Panamericanos del 2015? ¡A partir de hoy se verán las caras en la Serie Mundial!

En ese equipo de USA también estaba Travis Jankowski (Compañero de Adolis en Texas)

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

worm gf: would you still love me if i was a human woman

worm bf: honey, no. honestly the mere thought of that repulses me

the humble mole, a creature capable of eating 100% of their body weight in earthworms a day: [crawling toward worm vibrations]

[Shawn Spradling @Shawn_Spradling]

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