Handsome Squidward

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

The little girl from Hereditary after hitting that pole:

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

We can change the world with gambling 🎰

[Dentist the Menace @SoTheyCallMeDJ]

Filed an extension. Let me enjoy my summer ☀️

[S @even_steven8tht]

Hi, so as someone who filed taxes, I don’t believe this.

[Mac 🍃 @ihymacc]

would you buy this Kim Kardashian speaker?

[september 5th, 2026 @hoosiercommish]

“why are they shoving this lgbtq stuff down our throat”

you’re the one throating it dawg 🥀🥀

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

if I was a baby i would pop out weighing 40 pounds, sing one perfect note, and pass away instantly

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

Not now kitten, daddy’s applying his retinol and minoxidil

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

a well placed "ya mama" will literally send someone into a blind rage its the funniest thing ever

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

i'm slouching in my chair and watching videos on my phone with the brightness all the way up. i'm dehydrated, my skin is dry and i'm abusing advil. my fit is trash too

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

apple bottom bald.
boots and shes bald. got the whole club super fuckin bald

[gosh @cube2823]

surgeon entering the waiting room and approaching patient's family members, looking dishevelled and sad, voice extremely quiet and strained: "pretty much all of his blood came out"

[a @a8065287968522]

Im i am infertile from eating scented candles. The

[ひ @yungnstackin]

imagine going to see a sneaky link in 1868 and you go outside and your horse dead.

[AT @primediscussion]

Who wrote this

[doxie @doxie_gay]

me off 300mg adderall trying to act casual

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Donald Trump stuns in new photo

[didi ⚢ @deediedoedum]

hopital