Not Him (nor the other one) 🗿🐑

Alter ego now on BS. Only here to occasionally engage with grifters, conspiracy theorists, idiots and assorted cunts.

[Not Him (nor the other one) 🗿🐑 @HectorTheHog]

I want to go on record as a vaguely rational person: #Flamethrowers are not an effective #zombie defense. They're still going to be attacking, but now they're also on fire. Your situation has not improved.

(Apologies and thanks to #C0nc0rdance. I stole this.)

[Not Him (nor the other one) 🗿🐑 @HectorTheHog]

@elie_foube16925 It's an enjoyable read by someone who obviously knew the "cunting" paper well. Enjoy!

[Not Him (nor the other one) 🗿🐑 @HectorTheHog]

I have a confession: I regularly look at the Mail Online and in a pub will look at the print version. It holds morbid a facination for me.

I can highly recommend Adrian Addison's Mail Men. History and insight all in one book.

The LRB has a good review.https://t.co/Q7SGOa5GZh

[Not Him (nor the other one) 🗿🐑 @HectorTheHog]

@Nigel_Farage Quiet. Quiet racist.

The good news is that now the programme is "utterly discredited" Reform have no reason to keep infesting it.

[Not Him (nor the other one) 🗿🐑 @HectorTheHog]

@GBNEWS How unforgivable! But, er, what about the red one? Wankers.

[Not Him (nor the other one) 🗿🐑 @HectorTheHog]

@GBNEWS Only three? Disgraceful. Why not four?

[Not Him (nor the other one) 🗿🐑 @HectorTheHog]

The Mal One speaks. Listen carefully.

[Carole Malone @thecarolemalone]

I wonder if you have any idea how ridiculous you sound?

[Not Him (nor the other one) 🗿🐑 @HectorTheHog]

@TawhakiTheGod They obviously don't worship Aristaeus, the god of cheese. It's rumoured he kept a small, intimate supply about his person at all times.

[Not Him (nor the other one) 🗿🐑 @HectorTheHog]

@judecambridge @BrexitBuster @JamieYaar I blame Alan Bennett. It was, I think, he who first used the term to describe the bastard.

[Not Him (nor the other one) 🗿🐑 @HectorTheHog]

@TawhakiTheGod I see you, but of course I do: you are omnipotent (or something like that).

[Not Him (nor the other one) 🗿🐑 @HectorTheHog]

@TawhakiTheGod @Support @X But, but, if you delete everything your infinite wisdom will become ineffable!

[Not Him (nor the other one) 🗿🐑 @HectorTheHog]

@TiceRichard What a team, Dick! Sure to win.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk Here's one. As Chief Whip would you please investigate where the money came from for @Nigel_Farage's partner's home in Clacton?

I'm sure you would not want the financial probity of your leader to be in any doubt, would you Trigger?

[stubbs @WormwoodStubbs]

New painting:
'Always There'
50cm x 42cm

You'll never have a better friend than a dog.

#naiveart

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

Be honest - is anyone surprised the sold out of 2XL and 3XL first? 😂

[Not Him (nor the other one) 🗿🐑 @HectorTheHog]

@TonySmi48995011 @Eric_Camel69 Well played. Mine is PfizerNano-EJ6789v6. The last bit is a real batch no. and I couldn't resist throwing in a nano for chuckles.

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@Roddy_Neilson Go on.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Woof! Get in there Trigger and give him a good brushing down, you big boy's broom.

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@VP @usairforce Speaking of RAF bases, why don't you pay a respectful visit to the family of Harry Dunn who was killed by a US citizen with "diplomatic immunity" near RAF Croughton?

Given that your motorcade seems to think it is OK to drive on the right in the UK it would be sensitive.

[Not Him (nor the other one) 🗿🐑 @HectorTheHog]

@slim2buff @CPhilpOfficial @Daily_Express @JournoZak Bless him, he's gone done a Jenrick.

[Not Him (nor the other one) 🗿🐑 @HectorTheHog]

@IoanaLogafatu @RutStamSound I bought Herself a flight from Sywell a few years back. The Spitfire was a bit pricey, but she thoroughly enjoyed being freezing cold in in a Tiger Moth.