The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.
Me: *accidentally types url wrong one time*
Navigation Bar: [every day for 15 years] Do you wanna go to Faceboot today? Huh? You wanna visit a boot with a face on it? Huh, you piece of shit? Is that what you wanna do? Moron.
Well wishes to #Archer_RS and his wife. Hope he returns to twitter soon. Bless whoever saved this glorious thread for generations to come: https://t.co/8ie5EDGXFE #IdiotSon#RSArcher#BrexitReality
Isn't the point of VAR to detect "clear and obvious error"? Can someone please explain to me how constantly checking and disallowing goals for millimetre offsides not visible to the naked eye is righting an obvious error? #LIVWAT
Hva synes dere om at kommentatoren deres kaller den kvinnelige dommeren i supercupfinalen for "frΓΈken fru", @viasat4norge ? Ville han kalt en mannlig dommer "herr mann"?
Holy smokes, @hankgreen's An Absolutely Remarkable Thing blew me away! How the Green brothers somehow are so good at getting inside the heads of young women I'll never understand.