Den yngre hEdda

[Den yngre hEdda @heddafh]

@WatchNebula @adamhchase @wendoverpro @thewheatgerm @amyjmuller WIIIII 🤠🤠

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

FUNERAL INSTRUCTIONS:
* Open casket
* Free bag of tortilla chips upon entrance
* My dead hands hold the bowl of salsa

[Hozier @Hozier]

Anyone else's household scissors seem to have a questionable relationship with existing in this realm? In and out as it pleases

[Kristen @Kica333]

My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can’t carry 23 items in my arms through the store

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Me: *accidentally types url wrong one time*

Navigation Bar: [every day for 15 years] Do you wanna go to Faceboot today? Huh? You wanna visit a boot with a face on it? Huh, you piece of shit? Is that what you wanna do? Moron.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

Normal Beer: This is a beer.

Craft Beer: 𝟛 𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕒𝕟 𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕒. 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕒 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕤𝕠 𝕗𝕦𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕗 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕤 𝕚𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕨𝕖𝕥 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕤. 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝟡/𝟙𝟙 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕...

[Den yngre hEdda @heddafh]

Du vet du har blitt voksen når din våte drøm er å eie en bolig med VASKEROM

[Gadgetsjon @JonDevo]

Well wishes to #Archer_RS and his wife. Hope he returns to twitter soon. Bless whoever saved this glorious thread for generations to come: https://t.co/8ie5EDGXFE #IdiotSon #RSArcher #BrexitReality

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Came agonisingly close to making a friend in this residents group on Facebook today

[(((Judd Winick))) 🐀 @JuddWinick]

Where is your god now

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

Shoutout to everyone else drinking at home all alone while staring at the news.

We have finally become our fathers.

[Den yngre hEdda @heddafh]

Isn't the point of VAR to detect "clear and obvious error"? Can someone please explain to me how constantly checking and disallowing goals for millimetre offsides not visible to the naked eye is righting an obvious error? #LIVWAT

[Den yngre hEdda @heddafh]

What the FUCK just happened? Horrible ref, bizarre situation. Atkinson should NOT judge PL! #LIVBHA

[Den yngre hEdda @heddafh]

Hva synes dere om at kommentatoren deres kaller den kvinnelige dommeren i supercupfinalen for "frøken fru", @viasat4norge ? Ville han kalt en mannlig dommer "herr mann"?

[Den yngre hEdda @heddafh]

@hankgreen I'm laughing so hard at the 50 gallons of lube. You obviously know exactly what your readers need in their lives!

[Den yngre hEdda @heddafh]

Holy smokes, @hankgreen's An Absolutely Remarkable Thing blew me away! How the Green brothers somehow are so good at getting inside the heads of young women I'll never understand.

[Den yngre hEdda @heddafh]

Til mine potensielt tre (?) venner som fortsatt henger på Twitter: unnskyld retrospektivt og prematurt for angry football tweets.

[Den yngre hEdda @heddafh]

He's bloody usesless

[Den yngre hEdda @heddafh]

What the fuck is the ref on about?! #LiverpoolNapoli