Simon Hedin

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Bro sole aux to play thunderstruck after the bar. The one man postgame has begun

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@lukefahrn @Jack_Barber16 Rudolph’s foggy Christmas was the Reindeer Linsanity streak. You have to acknowledge the incredible performance, but you cant expect him to perform at that level every year.

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Sweet Caroline at the bar!! Feels like home!!❤️🇺🇸

[Simon Hedin @hedin_simon]

The Great Barrier Reef is my Roman Empire

[Simon Hedin @hedin_simon]

I want to congratulate the German construction crew working by my apartment. 3 months later they have finished roughly 1000 packs of cigs and at most 400 square feet of concrete. Productivity at its finest

[Simon Hedin @hedin_simon]

My boy Mike was really looking around the entire US, had 49 great options, then still chose number 50 to start a sub shop

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Boutta watch Oppenheimer in enemy territory😎🏆 somebody cue the Springsteen!!🦅🇺🇸

[Simon Hedin @hedin_simon]

Feed techno music straight into my veins

[Simon Hedin @hedin_simon]

Damn, the Gulasch is a 10/10, I think I’m an addict🔥😩

[Simon Hedin @hedin_simon]

I am currently in desperate need of some goulash. T minus 43 minutes

[Simon Hedin @hedin_simon]

@Beefus2009 @aksburner7 @austinsburner Choosing solo buffalo sauce is the eighth deadly sin. The only place it belongs is in the incredible flavor vessel that is *Buffalo Ranch* (the crowd “ooooos” and “ahhhhs”)

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I could really go for a spirited game of Flunkyball right now

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Some dude, who’s name is definitely Klaus, just pulled up to lunch with a tin of cream cheese and 3 pretzels. Does it get more German?

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Czech Budweiser > American Budweiser

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Getting hit in the nuts in public hurts just as much no matter what language you speak😩

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Just rawdogged grocery shopping. 100% will not be repeated. All my homies love Aldi though, they’re clutch

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The waiter single-handed my serving the whole Biergarten is my hero

[Simon Hedin @hedin_simon]

Why do I have such an urge to spontaneously watch the German-dubbed super Mario brothers film?

[Simon Hedin @hedin_simon]

If you haven’t experienced the Perkins breakfast burger with tots you haven’t lived

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I thoroughly enjoy being recreational at this competitive event