hedtalk

intellectual rodeo clown

[: @sn0oozey]

This is my circus and I’m one of the monkeys. I’m the best monkey. I give it my all every single time.

[َ @4NGELWING]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Extra butter on movie theater popcorn is a gamble. But the house always wins. Except for the times when the house loses & lowkey feels sick for a few hours but still never learns her lesson. But that’s the life of a hustler, baby.

[trash jones @jzux]

nothing like wrapping presents to remind you that you suck and you can’t do anything right and you will never amount to anything

[Kenny @kennysroys]

WHAT DOES ROBERT HAVE TO DO TO GET A FUCKING 10??!!??
#DWTS
#DWTS34

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

ive felt like this since january

[carlos @svlmonskinrolls]

good morning im crying again

[isabella🪼🎏 @tivent_1]

he had to be silly before going under… truly an amazing seal

[pluuno @pluuuno]

getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when u accidentally block an intersection and everyone is staring at you

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

when the hibachi chef does the onion volcano

[💖 @twaniimals]

The Dragon Warrior

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[woods @wuooods]

very liberating that if you fool the same guy more than once it's low key not on you anymore