Heath Dill

Holder of a Denarian coin with the fallen angel of bad jokes - Eloel

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"If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants who don't watch Fox News."

-Isaac Newton

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@infantrydort This is why nobody wants you in charge of any fucking thing at all.

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@cwebbonline That's like 4.5 feet taller than the trophy wife who mocks him constantly!

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@tokenmaxxingjew @RichardHanania pathetic comparison.

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@RichardHanania ohhhh you're so close to figuring it out

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@smc429 and lose.

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@scarsistre minor infractions, of course, compared to wearing a tan suit or having one's own email server

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@PpollingNumbers wait a minute - Alesteir is alive???

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@SportsCenter whining about respect measured in multimillion-dollar amounts is about the quickest way to lose peoples' respect.

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@bennyjohnson oh wow, you don't like liars?

let's chat about Ken Paxton, fuckface.

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@yotsubataakun t's the best I got. If I'm drawing by hand, my stick figures barely have a 50/50 chance of having the right number of limbs.

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@yotsubataakun (. ) ( .)

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@MikeHawksfan12 @JoshTheAthletic @TheAthletic you know it's a new season, right?

Here, let me help. Every season, rosters change. Find a grownup to explain the rest

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@ApatheticNo @MarcoFoster_ @KyleKulinski if your bar for credibility is "are you a trillionaire?", you might be a fucking moron

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@EricIdle Eric, it deserves its own movie. Let's make this happen. If Hot Tub Time Machine can succeed as a premise, anything is possible.

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@VingegaardJonas hoping for a full, fast, and comfortable recovery. you are a blessing to the world of cycling.

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@janecoaston Tiffani Amber, still the best Thiessen by a country mile

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@ProfMJCleveland it's the executions in the street, you

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@KFILE to be fair, it is a very good boy yes it is yes it is.

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@Scotty_Free @THR to one of the bottom-15-in-everything states? nah

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@realBrandonGill they'd recognize more of the country if you didn't only hang out with white people, asshole