Heely Dan

The name is Dan Heely. Aspiring pro on the 2-ball tour. Favorite band is Steely Dan.

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@KVanValkenburg @fried_egg_golf These commercials feel like consumeristic-waterboarding.

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@EddieBarstool @BarstoolTrent @BarstoolNate @BarstoolReags The fact that Pokémon Red and Blue coming out on Gameboy wasn’t mentioned is CRAZY. Nintendo sold 31.38 million copies worldwide!

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@stoolpresidente put this on a shirt.

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@hen_ease

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The only winner of #survivingbarstool so far is @hen_ease

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@TheRealPJClark Vikings were always frauds #Lions

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@AndyTFE You misspelled Aaron Rodgers

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@AndyTFE Just another miserable New York franchise 😂

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@TheRealPJClark Just another miserable New York franchise 😂

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@AndyTFE @TheRealPJClark Will this Ludvig performance propel him to win a major?!

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@ANTIFAldo @TronCarterNLU Don’t tempt the almighty PGA HQ goons…

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"Can you hit the camera?"

Of course he can 🐅

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@LukeKerrDineen @AndyTFE 😂😂

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@jonathanrwall @ScottyCameron PLEASE @ScottyCameron, offer a top-line sightline option for the new fastback!!!

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@GolfLibrary @ColtKnost @TrevorImmelman @ForePlayPod @TGL @FrankieBorrelli @BarstoolTrent @RiggsBarstool Except… Moe didn’t miss a fairway… Riggs (unfortunately) can’t keep it on planet earth for long stretches of golf. I hope he can figure it out, although the mini-driver has certainly helped him out… probably because he hits down on the ball off the tee.

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@BarstoolTrent can we move the pin to the left side of the green?!?!

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@RDSBarath @cobragolf Hey RB, does the shaved off toe part of Max’s irons give a little bit of an homage to the KM-700s??

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@ForePlayTracker @BARSTOOLBEEF_ @Jerrythekid21 Get him on the flight to PBI asap!!

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@BARSTOOLBEEF_ @RiggsBarstool @Jerrythekid21 @JerryAfterDark @stoolpresidente Also bring him some fabric tape for the blisters 😂😂

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@BARSTOOLBEEF_ @RiggsBarstool @Jerrythekid21 @JerryAfterDark You NEED to get on the next flight to PBI asap @stoolpresidente