Jared Hefenfinger

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@wildklip Looks like the pregnant lady tried to de-escalate the situation while being called racist and screamed at. Then tried to leave but the black lady jumped behind the car to re-escalate and play the victim. Then the white lady ended it by pulling a gun. I see no issues here 🤷‍♂️

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@lady_valor_07 How about some lyrics instead…

Hey Dwight, hey Lyle, boys, you don't have to fight.
Hot dog, I feel lucky tonight.

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@otokyo

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@otokyo

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@Matt_Pinner Captain Lou Albano!

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@IAmSladeKraven @dustinrhodes Clearly you’ve never had pineapple on pizza because you are so wrong here.
🍍➕🍕🟰😇

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@trejohnsonszn All I needed was 6 points from Johnson to hit a 6 leg parlay for 9k and I don’t think I saw him the last 25 minutes of the game 🤦‍♂️

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@AntiWokeMemes To see a psychologist. Glad I could help!

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@Patrick19777271 @bennyjohnson @KidRock Well considering the song in question isn’t on an album I guess he can’t have that one too can he?

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@ChopsSwanepoel @MbarkCherguia I don’t think those are “long”

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@MbarkCherguia My heterosexuality 🤷‍♂️

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@wbwebb @JonnyRoot_ This isn’t PI because he didn’t extend his arm to get separation. The hand fighting by Ole Miss is legal here and as long as he didn’t grasp the facemask that’s not a foul either. The foul comes right after the video ends when the Miami player pulls the receiver to the ground.

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@AntiWokeMemes To a psychologist to figure out what’s causing your mental illness 🤷‍♂️

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@Matt_Pinner I’ve seen her in concert and I can personally say Garth Brooks and Bruce Springsteen’s shows both were better than hers 🤷‍♂️

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@Geniustechw I don’t agree with it but I get it on the food, but to charge for wear and tear on the couch and for using the bathroom? Seriously, wtf?

[Vic Lombardi @VicLombardi]

Emergency press conference.

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@StoicCountryBoy @MicahhParsons11 @DavidMulugheta I hate to be the bearer of bad news here but the Eagles are and forever will be Super Bowl LIX Champions… 🦅 🏈 🏆 🤷‍♂️

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@Kam_Afi @Sanjit__T How many years do I gotta wait for him to be in midnight green?

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@Panase31 @MicahhParsons11 This.

[Jared Hefenfinger @heff45]

@MicahhParsons11 Time to cook Howie 🦅 🤷‍♂️