Austin Heffington

Life's a garden, dig it - Joe Dirt

[Austin Heffington @Heff_Austin]

Asked my wife the other day "Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?" And it turned into me explain how The Rock use to be a WWE Wrestler.

[Austin Heffington @Heff_Austin]

If you are curious about how much fun having the Rona is... It ain't much fun. And I would like to think I have a mild case.

[Austin Heffington @Heff_Austin]

I voted today. I exercised my right given to me by the US Constitution. Go exercise your constructional right as an American no matter who you are and who you vote for. Plus you get a free sticker and a screen stylus.

[Austin Heffington @Heff_Austin]

You may not agree with the mask but you should wear it anyways. I don't necessarily think it works but it could, so I do it anyway to protect my parents and grandmother, who are in the high risk category. I don't want to be the one that gave my family covid. Do you?

[Austin Heffington @Heff_Austin]

@cpfb15 That's why I have an Android bro lol

[Austin Heffington @Heff_Austin]

Bet it ain't a raining back home

[Austin Heffington @Heff_Austin]

@cpfb15 You're forgetting the best song ever written.

Photograph by Nickelback

[Austin Heffington @Heff_Austin]

How the CDC is advising travel for Americans

[Austin Heffington @Heff_Austin]

Yesterday I could stand my broom. Now, I can't stand it...

[Austin Heffington @Heff_Austin]

@cpfb15 Is that the same as Led Zeppelin?

[Austin Heffington @Heff_Austin]

Stop spoiling the Rise of Skywalker with these memes!!

[Austin Heffington @Heff_Austin]

My wife wants to get a birthday present for her dog 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Austin Heffington @Heff_Austin]

Transmission lines fixed. If you saw two dudes working on a truck on the side of the road in gravel ridge that was me and my dad. #youmightbearedneck
If you work on your truck on the side of the road on Christmas Eve

[Austin Heffington @Heff_Austin]

My truck blew a transmission fluid hose last night. Let's add it to the pile of stuff lol

[Austin Heffington @Heff_Austin]

They should make reversed fortune cookies that bring people down to reality. I.E. 3 beers a day cost less than buying lottery tickets and it will make you feel better than loosing on a $5 scratch off.

[Austin Heffington @Heff_Austin]

@GingerHead_Man can't be any worse than the water in Russellville lol

[Austin Heffington @Heff_Austin]

@brennensmith2 osmosis man haha photosynthesis is how plans make food 😂

[Austin Heffington @Heff_Austin]

@tareeturtle deal lol