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[heftone @heftone1]

@Turnaroundartst @WeTheBrandon Hey dude

[Michael Steele @MichaelSteele]

Protect it from what, the algae?

[heftone @heftone1]

@crockpics No more no more or lick and a promise

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

DONALD TRUMP IS WEAK ON ALGAE. THANKS TO ME, CALIFORNIA HAS BEEN ALGAE-FREE FOR 2000 YEARS. PEOPLE CALL ME CRYING, "THANK YOU FOR WINNING THE WAR ON ALGAE!" MANY SAY TRUMP FEARS ALGAE BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE ALGEBRA. HE HAS SURRENDERED AND WILL TURN US INTO UNITED STATES OF ALGAE!

[heftone @heftone1]

@SouthDallasFood Breath in for 7 seconds, hold it for 7 seconds, let is out for 7 seconds. 3 or 4 times and you'll be asleep, works like a charm.

[heftone @heftone1]

@Rockfis10317531 @RobertaFresque2 99.1 wplr New Haven. Best ever

[heftone @heftone1]

@TheExtremeMusi1 You got the touch is my favorite track ever

[heftone @heftone1]

@s_trooth With a face like that you got nothing to laugh about

[Sweet Daddy Cool✌️🇺🇦 🐕🇨🇦 @m_millsey]

🤡🤡🤡🤡🚘

[Tom Joseph @TomJChicago]

He won’t finish his term.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

238? In his bra, maybe.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

So what did Don Jr just pull out of his coat pocket and put in his mouth?

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

That boy on the schoolyard who no one will play with because he smells

[heftone @heftone1]

@jonfavs And that a-hole Rogan is right there. Every day he rails against Trump in his lame podcast but when push comes to shove he shows up and supports. Literally holding the mike for this d bag

[heftone @heftone1]

@dcherring He and they suck. Take away his foot pedals and delays and he is a high school level guitarist. Bass player hits root notes only with no soul. Drummer only knows military rhythms. Don't get me started on Bono, biggest poser in music

[heftone @heftone1]

@BassMillhouse @smc429 @Jana89021920 That's the problem. Us liberals bring spoons to knife fights

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨DONALD TRUMP IS ASLEEP IN THE OVAL OFFICE.

Today Trump is sleepy, angry, drowsy, and dopey.

Trump HATES when he’s caught on camera sleeping. You know what to do.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

New reporting reveals that Trump was examined by 22 medical specialists during his latest physical.

This is double the number of specialists at Trump's last physical just 6 months ago.