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Vomitrocious

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A lady on the greyhound grabbed my head instead of the seat when walking to the bathroom. She grabbed my head with her old lady claws.

[priyanka @thequeenpri]

Pasta sauce stains white peoples mouths

[emily the menace @bigauntieEm]

The kids from Toddlers and Tiaras are all older than me now

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@emilykoch15 I am screaming

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@elheidenheim mom this is funny

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arugula is the elite leafy green.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.

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@solangeknowles is so incredible

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@samsendas lolololololol WHAT u legit look so fucking cute. Who r these clowns

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@samsendas And I’d do it again in a heartbeat ❤️😢

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@tatebrombal @kevinwada @DarkHorseComics @ghwalta @JeffLemire @NotTooChaby 😍

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@samsendas Because they have small pee pees!!!!! :(

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@katya_zamo YESSSSSSSSSS

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@samsendas I am dead ass

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@samsendas Omg ily

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“ I always dream I’m late for a concert, and it’s ALWAYS a Demi Lovato concert.”

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counting down the days to the most fragrant time of year, LILAC SEASON BABY. 🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸

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Growing up I assumed Quicksand was going to be a much bigger threat to my life than it’s turned out to be...

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@emilykoch15 Resiliency

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I walked for like 4.5 hours today
I left at 2:30 and returned home at SEVEN.

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I fixed my phone so I can finally have Twitter AND Snapchat again! YEET! #himom