Heidi Lawson

🥝 in 🇺🇸, product @arithecfo

[Garry Tan @garrytan]

https://t.co/0Ouxt2arPp is the truth - if you want to know what the heck your company is spending on and if it is driving to ROI, you owe it to yourself to set this finance agent up for yourself

The integrations out of box mean you're up and running almost instantly

[Siqi Chen @blader]

"Are you fucking kidding me?"

^ how @DamianJEsparza, CEO of SmartProperty reacted when @arithecfo found $400K left on table for him, in real time.

[Heidi Lawson @heidi__lawson]

@blader @DamianJEsparza @arithecfo @arithecfo is not playing around

[Heidi Lawson @heidi__lawson]

@blader Ari can't be paced 🏁

[Siqi Chen @blader]

i am officially in the "shake everyone i talk on the shoulders like an insane person and scream 'dude almost nobody knows what we've built here seriously just go try the damn thing'" phase of my life

[Heidi Lawson @heidi__lawson]

@blader 🥲🥲🥲

[Heidi Lawson @heidi__lawson]

@blader

[Heidi Lawson @heidi__lawson]

@blader

[Siqi Chen @blader]

update

less than a week in, https://t.co/Uqg6xlaJIU is growing faster than runway has ever grown in any month in our entire history

anyway

1. here's your obligatory launch video

2. you can now just sign up and try https://t.co/Uqg6xlaJIU instantly. for free. no waitlist.

3. tag @arithecfo with your most unhinged financial modeling requests. she's back on duty and feeling spicy.

(and so is @gerithecfo but people won't stop asking him about his memecoin 🤷)

[Idan Beck @idanbeck]

This is super cool - @arithecfo built me a 3 year p&l for robotic teleop barista business - truly impressive stuff @blader

[Siqi Chen @blader]

introducing
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tl;dr

1/ runway is now https://t.co/Uqg6xlaJIU

2/ you can hire @arithecfo and he can start TODAY

3/ you can give @arithecfo a test drive by replying to this thread with any ridiculous thing you want him to model for you, and he'll come back to you with a beautiful, detailed, fully wired financial model

... in 30 minutes or less

now, story time:

🧵 1/n

[Heidi Lawson @heidi__lawson]

@blader 🌶️🌶️🌶️

[Siqi Chen @blader]

so we raised a new round, but haven't told anyone yet

our investors are like, hey put our money to use how come burn isn't going up

i gotchu fam

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