heidi ar'son

BIG NAPS // BAD PUNS // BUTTER ON BUNS
hopeless/romantic/dogmom/wannabe

[heidi ar'son @heidi_arson]

@JaylenIsMyFoe That stupid bitch gets dumber every day, I swear.

[heidi ar'son @heidi_arson]

"you gotta have a dog in the band."
- @JaylenIsMyFoe

[partyhound @TheBigGarlic]

Honey I'm home and I've had a hard day, gonna crush some beers and hopefully get laid

[heidi ar'son @heidi_arson]

"numbers are just words."
- @JaylenIsMyFoe

[heidi ar'son @heidi_arson]

@JaylenIsMyFoe fuckyou

[heidi ar'son @heidi_arson]

@prairieloaf i too want peoknees

[heidi ar'son @heidi_arson]

@devinbabcock93 @JaylenIsMyFoe I'd say it's more of a cheeky one than anything; does Balke not put his whole ass into a tweet?

[JBE @JaylenIsMyFoe]

🎶 He was a skater boy, she said: 'hey let's have 5 kids.' 🎶

[heidi ar'son @heidi_arson]

@JaylenIsMyFoe the ones you make with your ass.

[JBE @JaylenIsMyFoe]

Horsetreats the Fish Man

[heidi ar'son @heidi_arson]

@katebudge_ i know this feeling well. i spend years doing this 👀

[JBE @JaylenIsMyFoe]

Ask me what I'm doing for the environment.

[heidi ar'son @heidi_arson]

💁🏻‍♀️

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I call my friends bitches out of respect

[heidi ar'son @heidi_arson]

@TheBigGarlic @JaylenIsMyFoe he's probably got enough shit for everyone

[heidi ar'son @heidi_arson]

@TheBigGarlic dis?

[heidi ar'son @heidi_arson]

i aint the sexiest onion.

[heidi ar'son @heidi_arson]

though my negative ass would have said it was the only good thing about our house being so dang hot all the time 🙃

[JBE @JaylenIsMyFoe]

I think my favourite part of summer is how manageable butter gets.

[heidi ar'son @heidi_arson]

@katebudge_ are you Enrique Iglesias? because you can be my hero, baby

[heidi ar'son @heidi_arson]

@TylerIsMyAnimal @JaylenIsMyFoe nugs and disses

[JBE @JaylenIsMyFoe]

🎶My heart is filled with piss🎶