Heidi Claire

cloud enthusiast, weezer specialist, chapstick addict, superfluous netflix watcher & all around renaissance woman. #got99problems

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"Ladies for Katie 2019: Tokyo Drift." @NeverFade18 @cantgoodwell @_clairekennedy_

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I’m not saying I wouldn’t.

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@ChampChatPdCast @MillerCoors @millerhighlife Forgot my beer. Where is the beer fairy?

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"I don't appreciate SPERM HUMOR" @NeverFade18 #notallsemen

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"Oh yeah. Penetrate my baklava, Paul Hollywood" #greatbritishbakingshow @NeverFade18

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"I'm worried that someone's gunna steal my car because it has air conditioning! It's really hot out." @NeverFade18

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"There is nothing sexier than Pirate Puns." @NeverFade18

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"You sleep so sound with your mind made up/ Drinking from your cup of broken ends" #mumfordandsons #tuesdaytunes

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"I've got five vibra---type writers" #selfcensoring #whenwithparents @cantgoodwell

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[In talking about becoming educators] "I can't wait to change their lives. Not for better or anything. Just, change them." @NeverFade18 💁📚

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"You know I would LOVE to commit my life to grifting." @NeverFade18

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"I'm sorry I was still thinking about serfdom." @NeverFade18

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"I was thinking about Colin Hanks the other day. Not yesterday, just like in general." @NeverFade18 🏠🐰

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His favorite hobbies are racism and the Weather Channel. @NeverFade18

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Mimosa Toasts so far: tentacle porn, homeownership, brunch copping a feel, trixie gyroscopes. #ladybrunch

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"QUICK. LET'S TOUCH ANUSES AND THEN WE CAN MAKE SOUP!" @NeverFade18

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@DannyDeVito you are cordially invited to come harass my friend's mother at her wedding. Date tbd. Yes? No?

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Storms ☁ are all fun and dandy until its 1230pm and all of your body hurts and you can't sleep. 💤 😂😂😭😭

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I will always be an advocate for my patients. https://t.co/9AxkKRKks8

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I feel like I've neglected all that Twitter has to offer.