heidi

smiling through it all 🙂🙂

[heidi @heidi_j_e]

pls do not go rummaging around in here. it is bad

[heidi @heidi_j_e]

@Maxc2so @emmett533810 emmett533810 picks his emojis so well

[heidi @heidi_j_e]

@tessanosenothin this b was dressed up as Mr. Society 😭😭😭😭😭

[heidi @heidi_j_e]

would anyone like to live in an apartment where they throw parties that start at 9 am and then end promptly at 8:45 pm! if so please move in with the six soccer men that live next door to me you might have fun and also please tell me what is happening!

[heidi @heidi_j_e]

@tessanosenothin @hobahobahobi since when is rowan gurt

[heidi @heidi_j_e]

sometimes i like white people be like tweets and then unlike because i have a moment of reflection. what if i be like

[heidi @heidi_j_e]

first day of classes tomorrow there’s the jocks and the cool kids and the cherrleaders… oh boy… and the stoners and also the preppy girls and they wear tyhisbg that look nice. man oh man! i will pick which one u am by the wnws of the day. please send well wishes!

[heidi @heidi_j_e]

just finished succession and i liked the part in the finale where they all laughed and were happy together 😊😊😊 maybe since they all got fucked out of their company they can all just laugh and have little silly time all of them 🥹🥹 and invite me maybe i’ll be chill maybe

[heidi @heidi_j_e]

@tessanosenothin

[heidi @heidi_j_e]

CARLY RAE JEPSEN EGOT WILL HAPPEN!

[heidi @heidi_j_e]

hairdresser gave me the kelly hyland

[heidi @heidi_j_e]

@tessanosenothin adult diapers bc maybe it could be like a topic of conversation if he wears them

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

this tweet was like one of those “saying my dogs favorite words in front of them” posts specifically for me

[heidi @heidi_j_e]

LIKE MY TWEET

[heidi @heidi_j_e]

the waiter comes to my table at the restaurant and i say hi can i get a hawk tuah and can you spit on that thang

[heidi @heidi_j_e]

sometimes you gotta hit them with that limp handed funeral handshake

[heidi @heidi_j_e]

@tessanosenothin true af. i photoshopped this for fun to show what it would look like if that did happen though btw

[heidi @heidi_j_e]

@youngdeliowner my feed is going to war

[heidi @heidi_j_e]

@tessanosenothin how could i be so neglectful of twitter dms