Berkut

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[Berkut @HeirPresumptive]

ᴰᴼᴱˢ ᴴᴱ ᴷᴺᴼᵂˀ
ᴰᴼᴱˢ ᴴᴱ ᴷᴺᴼᵂˀ

Does Alm know what it feels like, loving someone that's in a rush to throw you away?
ᴰᴼᴱˢ ᴴᴱ ᴷᴺᴼᵂˀ
ᴰᴼᴱˢ ᴴᴱ ᴷᴺᴼᵂˀ
ᴰᴼᴱˢ ᴴᴱ ᴷᴺᴼᵂˀ
Does he know what it feels like to be the last one to know the heir to the --

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

Ferb was an FBI agent.

[Emperor Rudolf @EmperorOfRigel]

“Eat your popsicle and shut up!” Big head yelled at @RigelianKnight when he overheard him telling @HeirPresumptive stories about Alien crash zones and little Alien blaster guns. He had heard enough of that nonsense! He wouldn’t stand to hear one more word about aliens.

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

“There must be something wrong with Berkut if he’s sleeping in a canopy bed. Men don’t sleep in canopy beds!” Shouted Alm. And, oh… he’s been talking about those canopy beds, and he’s come to the conclusion that men don’t sleep in them.

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

- horror kind of big?

…IDIOT! Why was English such a struggle for him? Why was his head bigger than a troll?

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

Way bigger than his… bogey? WHAT?!
His head was much larger than his evil spirit, bogle (phantom goblin), ghost, spectre, phantom, hobgoblin, ogre, troll, demon, devil, fiend, sprite, witch, warlock, apparition, nightmare, abomination and -

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

Ferb had a big head. Way bigger than his bogey kind of big head.

He was a big headed alien.

[Berkut @HeirPresumptive]

@EmperorOfRigel “Your Excellency, wait!” He tried one final time, deciding to simply accept it if his big headed uncle really wouldn’t listen to him, as he typically did not listen to him when he tried to reason with that giant head. It made no sense.

[Emperor Rudolf @EmperorOfRigel]

@HeirPresumptive - wondered what was wrong with him, he was a strange lad. “Just stay put.” He told him as he turned to leave the psycho there.

[Emperor Rudolf @EmperorOfRigel]

@HeirPresumptive Big Head sighed again, this time there was a hint of disgust in his tone. Berkut was far too retarded to EVER become emperor. He was never going to be emperor. All he ever did was scream and hide in the corner. It made no sense to do either one of those things. He always -

[Berkut @HeirPresumptive]

@EmperorOfRigel He stopped mid-meltdown with a look of confusion. “Sire?” He questioned.

…Why could he not just be normal? What is the definition of normal? To be emperor, one cannot simply be normal. An emperor must be better. Must be the finest. He’s been taught as much his entire life.

[Emperor Rudolf @EmperorOfRigel]

@HeirPresumptive Big Head couldn’t believe Berkut was freaking out once again. What was he? Five?

“Why can’t you just be normal?” He asked, ignoring how he was still begging for another chance. It was always like this with him. His big head couldn’t stand it. The kid was nuts. He made no sense!

[Berkut @HeirPresumptive]

@EmperorOfRigel Berkut couldn’t believe it.
“I know I failed your expectations, but all the more reason I beg for another chance!” Berkut attempted to bargain. He couldn’t be forced into the corner and left there. He refused!

[Emperor Rudolf @EmperorOfRigel]

@HeirPresumptive - floating around in Shambhala. “The more you complain, the longer you’ll stay in time-out.”

[Emperor Rudolf @EmperorOfRigel]

@HeirPresumptive Why did Berkut always have to carry on like a toddler? Big Head was waiting for him to grow up. Why couldn’t he be more like Alm? “Silence. Enough.” He sighed pinching the bridge of his nose, hoping this time just maybe, maybe he’d listen. Big Head wanted to go back to -

[Berkut @HeirPresumptive]

@EmperorOfRigel “Uncle!” He continued to plead, close to hysterics. He was not wanting to be kept in the corner until he learned some manners. He wanted the big head that stole dogs to be pleased with him. He’d tried everything. Why isn’t it enough?

[Emperor Rudolf @EmperorOfRigel]

@HeirPresumptive - pointing at the asshole who always misbehaved and broke everyone’s eardrums. He’d keep slapping him back into that corner until he learned some manners.

[Emperor Rudolf @EmperorOfRigel]

@HeirPresumptive He had a business where he was stealing people’s dogs. He stole Berkut the puppy. He owned that bitch. He summoned a windstorm because there was no court in HELL.

“Think about what you’ve done. You are staying there until you’ve learned.” He warned, -

[Berkut @HeirPresumptive]

@EmperorOfRigel -- Please!” He pleaded to the big headed dead dog-napper that summoned a windstorm. He just wanted to impress him.

[Berkut @HeirPresumptive]

@EmperorOfRigel Berkut fell back against the wall as he was bitch slapped by his uncle. It took him a moment of silently staring at the ground to register what happened before he looked at his uncle as if he’d been betrayed. “Sire…” He breathed, shock written over his face. “Forgive me… --