Kolade

Manchester United fan || Banter king 👑 | Tech enthusiast || Living life one tweet at a time

[Kolade @heiskol]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT

Before football resumes today, I wish to officially inform everyone that I will be supporting Manchester United this season. 🔴

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

E go drop! But abeg make una stop fight 😂🦅

[Kolade @heiskol]

New Season same Manchester United smh

[Kolade @heiskol]

Wetin Dorgu dey play fgs

[Kolade @heiskol]

Abeg make we just end season now

[Kolade @heiskol]

@ManUtd Let's go boys💪🏾

[Kolade @heiskol]

Allow me to process the pain, blame the referee, question the manager, criticize the players, and convince myself that next match will be different. 😭😂

Thank you for your cooperation.

Yours faithfully,
A loyal Manchester United supporter. 🔴❤️

[Kolade @heiskol]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT

Before football resumes today, I wish to officially inform everyone that I will be supporting Manchester United this season. 🔴

[Kolade @heiskol]

If Manchester United wins, I will be happy, approachable, peaceful, and open to all forms of banter. 😂

But if Manchester United loses, please do not text me, mention me, visit my page, or attempt to banter with me.

I repeat: NO TEXTS. NO QUESTIONS. NO “HOW MARKET?”

[Kolade @heiskol]

However, I have also adopted a special policy: any team playing against Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester City, Liverpool, Barcelona, or Tottenham automatically becomes my second team. 😂

Kindly take note that my mood every matchday will depend entirely on our result.

[Kolade @heiskol]

@pbtips_ It could be Chelsea

[Kolade @heiskol]

@ToluJohnN @FabrizioRomano Baba you no get shame😂

[Kolade @heiskol]

@KingAndreasss This is exactly our lineup tomorrow

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

3🕊️

[Kolade @heiskol]

@KingAndreasss Egbon over 1.5 hard too

[Kolade @heiskol]

I no go ever carry Besiktas for my game again, very useless team

[Kolade @heiskol]

@KingAndreasss Make Dem manage do over 1.5 abeg

[Kolade @heiskol]

@KingAndreasss Besiktas dey play 1-0

[Kolade @heiskol]

@JosephAdebolaS2 @KingAndreasss Yes 3 times

[Celestial being @ayrastarr]

Starrrrrboyyyy 🙏🏾