Tired Overseer

Solr will be fast again. Mexico will pay for it.

[Tired Overseer @heismark]

@rcmuir @UweSays Yes, Mark always says!

[Tired Overseer @heismark]

If this happens to your service, you need a load balancer.

[Tired Overseer @heismark]

@distribsearch Everyone is shit scared of following up with you. New contributors might be trembling in their boots. Old contributors might be having sleepless nights deciding upon how to confront you.

[Tired Overseer @heismark]

@distribsearch Please don't do drugs while away.

[Tired Overseer @heismark]

@distribsearch Making SolrCloud fast again will just be a byproduct of your greatness.

[Tired Overseer @heismark]

@distribsearch You will be known as the most legendary entertainer in the history of legendary entertainment.

[Tired Overseer @heismark]

After 10 years, I will finally make this 100x faster and 1000x more reliable. I am a #10xdeveloper!

[Tired Overseer @heismark]

@distribsearch We just make buggies!

[Tired Overseer @heismark]

Hey, Solr committers!

[Tired Overseer @heismark]

@distribsearch They must be so worried!

[Tired Overseer @heismark]

@distribsearch Can imagine. #hangover

[Tired Overseer @heismark]

@distribsearch You are the genie who needs to be contained back inside the lamp.

[Tired Overseer @heismark]

@distribsearch I like you, Mark. Please don't miss the flight.

[Tired Overseer @heismark]

@distribsearch You are just a well trained neural network spewing out tweets.

[Tired Overseer @heismark]

@distribsearch What is the suicide rate among your clients who subscribed to your "life strategy tips"? Heck, even your hard disks are committing suicide under your watch.

[Tired Overseer @heismark]

@raggylugthumps @distribsearch Steven, you are absolutely correct. V2 API addresses exactly that. Here's the totally useless documentation to help you in that direction: https://t.co/cy8a9RD6q9