LANRE.

breathing.

[Nehemiah Danjuma @nehemiahdan19]

July 2014 July 2026
JSS3 Mama Lawyer

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

One day, we will talk about how Nigerian tertiary institutions stifle creativity.

[LANRE. @heisnerry]

@yabaleftonline Ml
Mm mm

[Muiz🥶 @muizmind]

Omo I don use bad character chase all the babes for my life away..

[EO @_ezeokolorie]

Me digesting Drake 3 albums in 1 night

[NoLifeShaq @NoLifeShaq]

3 albums …wtf 😭😭😭😭😭

[We$t @flygodT]

There’s no reason for anyone that grew up in a Yoruba family to not be fluent in sarcasm, if you know, you know.

[່snow @snowiyk]

if i ever get kidnapped, will make sure i either escape or die. none of that bargaining shit with my family. 😂

[LANRE. @heisnerry]

Hopefully, he thinks so too.

[edison @mr_m0rale]

now would a perfect time for God to change my life for good, jus sayin

[Rolex Club @Rolexclocks]

The New Rolex Day-Date models

[Enyinnaya @enyinna_]

How you travel from Lagos to Enugu and get stopped for security checks 20 times. But terrorists transport 400 people and no one knows how the hell they went.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Police at 2am when you start quoting section 42 of the 1999 constitution:

[Dee @CoachxDee]

I gotta go harder

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

Hoe just called me a narcissist so I googled the meaning and it sounded like a real nigga to me

[El Chapo 🥷🏾 @justtemi__]

Cutting me off because my dick is too big (for you) is valid.

[Milito @Militojr177]

She slapped him at the club because she thought she would get away with it. He didn’t react or get violent, he just got her arrested. Now that’s how you handle it.

[vinci @davincisms]

@Stormi_luv this is just my public media journal wdym likes

[LANRE. @heisnerry]

@allldiamonds Whole time he’s deaf and dumb.

[LANRE. @heisnerry]

I’m waiting on the $ that will unlock the art collector in me.

[LANRE. @heisnerry]

@Big_tagg Black people?