martin havelka🇮🇹

Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

-Aristotle

[martin havelka🇮🇹 @hejvrt]

@DrClownPhD @grok what’s the name of the winner robot? Can it be purchased?

[sid @immasiddx]

Instagram growth gurus are so funny.

He can’t use his laptop because he’s holding a drink.

He can’t drink because he has a cigar in his mouth.

He can’t smoke his cigar because both hands are occupied. 😭

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

5 LEGO walkers and 7 obstacles… and for some reason, I watched it all 😭

[Heavy Pulp @heavypulp]

Everything is Computer, but Computer isn't Everything!

[Min Choi @minchoi]

3 years of AI progress

[Erwan Le Corre @ErwanLeCorre]

This is what an EXCEPTIONAL mindset thinks like and sounds like.

So impressive from a 22 years old.

Not only you CAN control what you think, and how you think it and why, but you SHOULD.

See your mind as a skill and practice it as such.

[Tech Dev Notes @techdevnotes]

Made with Grok Imagine

[martin havelka🇮🇹 @hejvrt]

Souhlas 💯 🇨🇿

[Andrew Côté @Andercot]

It just seems implausible this is what we are made of, essentially, nanotechnology about a billion years beyond anything we can design or make ourselves.

[Science Magazine @ScienceExpand]

The patterns of trigonometry.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

by Vincent Bal

[Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Over coffee this morning my wife said, “Did you hear anything I just said?”
I thought to myself, “That’s an odd way to start a conversation.”

[Enezator @Enezator]

Hahahaha forget every edit you’ve seen before, this guy is an absolute maniac! 😂🔥🤯

[I am Ken @Ikennect]

Have you ever seen a bubble freeze?
I lived through Pennsylvania winters as a child
I can't believe I never saw someone do this

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

Fred had been suffering from terrible headaches for over twenty years.

Finally, he went to see a specialist. After a long examination, the doctor said:

“Fred, the good news is that I can cure your headaches. The bad news is… it will require castration.

You have a rare condition where your testicles press against your spine, causing the pain. Removing them is the only way to relieve the pressure.”

Fred was stunned and devastated. But after decades of constant pain, he reluctantly agreed to the surgery.

When he left the hospital, he felt strange and incomplete—but for the first time in twenty years, he had no headache.

As he walked down the street, he decided this was a turning point. A fresh start.

Maybe even a new wardrobe.

He passed a men’s clothing store and thought, Why not?

Inside, he told the salesman, “I’d like a new suit.”

The elderly tailor looked him up and down and said, “You’re a size 44 long.”

Fred laughed. “That’s right! How did you know?”

“Been in the business sixty years,” the tailor replied.

Fred tried on the suit—it fit perfectly.

“How about a shirt?” the tailor asked, studying him again.
“34 sleeve, 16½ neck.”

“That’s amazing,” Fred said. “Exactly right.”

“Sixty years,” the tailor said again.

Feeling great, Fred walked around the store in his new clothes. Then the tailor asked,
“How about some new underwear?”

“Sure,” Fred said.

The tailor looked him over and said, “Size 36.”

Fred laughed loudly. “Ah, got you there! I’ve worn size 34 since I was eighteen.”

The tailor shook his head.

“No, you can’t wear size 34. Size 34 would press your testicles right up against the base of your spine…”

“…and give you one terrible headache.”

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

OK, WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣

[Curiosity @MAstronomers]

Locking the camera to the stars instead of the horizon changes everything.

It’s actually kind of terrifying to see the Earth spinning beneath us like this. 🌍🌌

[Jakub Žofčák @JakubZofcak]

Češi o sobě rádi prohlašují, že jsou mistři světa v och*ávání daní🇨🇿🤷

Ve skutečnosti se daně obchází všude. Neexistuje totiž kreativnější tvor než podnikatel s daňovým formulářem v ruce. Ukážeme si ty nejvtipnější příklady.

Silvestrovský vlákno? Silvestrovský vlákno.🎆🧵
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[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people.

Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus.