Helen Lowson

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

December:
- Eat the entire supermarket
- Take everything you own and mull it
- Fruitlessly search for parking
- Fill fridge with stuff you’re not allowed to touch
- Wear too many layers in the shopping centre
- Be constantly flustered
- Hunt for stamps
- Pretend to have fun

[The Wildlife Trusts @WildlifeTrusts]

Wildlife bridges and corridors can help plants and animals move between fragmented habitats. RT if you think the UK needs many more (photo from Switzerland) #WilderFuture

[North Yorkshire Police @NYorksPolice]

We are here to help keep you safe - that is why we want you to know all about Ask for Angela. The scheme helps people who are on a date, or who have met someone at a licenced venue and feel unsafe. Find out more here https://t.co/Gu4g7yLNdX #AskforAngela

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

RT if you’ve already overdone it a bit on the chocolate
#EasterWeekend #BankHoliday

[The Daily Mash @thedailymash]

‘Self-soothing’ is bollocks, says baby
https://t.co/OM5cWpnWbA

[Helen Lowson @helbradley]

@Al_Lowson Has it happened yet? Or is it another standard day at the office 😄

[Helen Lowson @helbradley]

I wonder how many games of hide and seek are happening at any one time 🤔

[Helen Lowson @helbradley]

Remind you of anyone @Sarah_Bradley1 😂 https://t.co/f7MnhWC2PZ

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Slight change of plan” - Translation: This new, hastily cobbled-together plan bears absolutely no relation to the original plan

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

The telly show of the year is “Hey Duggee”. I will accept no argument about this.

[Helen Lowson @helbradley]

@Sarah_Bradley1 @Pink Haha #goosebumps 😄 Need to listen to this x

[Rachel @onrshop]

Its important to remember this on dark days like these. 😔 #Westminster

[Present & Correct @presentcorrect]

Lego compatible adhesive tape is 100% amazing.
You can back it here: https://t.co/QoVOW0gVgb

[Helen Lowson @helbradley]

@thecurioustable Looking fab! Do you have a date for the grand opening?

[Helen Lowson @helbradley]

@Sarah_Bradley1 This is me! Haha 😄 https://t.co/x4CMJCAmUb

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Hi, Sarah, how are you?"

Brain: "That's not my name"
Mouth: "Fine thanks, how are you?"

[Helen Lowson @helbradley]

@thecurioustable Sorry! It was a last minute trip with my mum and sister. We'll come again soon I promise! X

[Helen Lowson @helbradley]

A sneaky lunch trip to @thecurioustable today. Then managed to smash down one of their Mars bar brownies when I got home #delicious

[Helen Lowson @helbradley]

Is this you tonight @Al_Lowson 😂 https://t.co/xQPVwvaf4a

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Procedure when freshly seated on train:
-exhale to show you hurried
-wipe imaginary crumbs off thigh
-check watch
-fold arms
-close eyes

[Helen Lowson @helbradley]

Me: reclining buggy for Jude to sleep
Random lady: Doesn't look like he's off to sleep love!
Jude: asleep in 2mins
Me: 😛 at lady
#miniwin

[Helen Lowson @helbradley]

Saturday afternoon in #york city centre means no seats...anywhere. Emergency #breastfeeding moment in @OasisFashion Thanks for understanding

[Helen Lowson @helbradley]

Brownie from @thecurioustable for a pre breakfast snack? Don't mind if I do (and I'm still in bed!) #winner #sundaysnacks