Benicio Del Toronado

“You’re asking how a ballot works.”

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@theliamnissan

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@AsyncCollab @KaceyMusgraves Supporting weirdo’s?

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@handlewest @KaceyMusgraves Maggats - So desperate to be in your bedroom, so desperate to see your genitalia

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@1776Whispers @KaceyMusgraves

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@OtherRyan898 @Spark898 When does he begin writing “My Struggle”?

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

He’s such a demented weird. I would recommend suing him but he’ll be dead before the lawsuit ever starts.

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@Asmattaoffact @Puppieslover Check under the hood to see if it has dual turbos.

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

The Americans spent two billion dollars on a new Air Force One, a flying fortress with missile countermeasures, hardened communications and an actual operating theatre. And when a real assassination threat finally turned up, the Secret Service surveyed all this technology and chose the sandwich lorry.

The most protected human being in history fled a NATO summit in the vehicle that delivers chicken or pasta to row 34, hoisted down on a hydraulic platform designed for trolleys of orange juice, at a blistering eleven kilometres an hour. If the Iranians had attacked, he could have been overtaken by a man jogging.

His staff were then loaded onto the real plane and flown across Europe as bait, which I imagine featured prominently in the next employee satisfaction survey.

Churchill had a bunker. De Gaulle had a Citroën doing 130 through gunfire. America has a refrigerated box of bread rolls.

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[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Is Tom coming to save humanity?👀

[Benicio Del Toronado @heldresponsible]

@KamalaHarris @MeidasTouch Screw you Kamala. We’d have a better showing if we had stayed with Joe instead of you as a fait accompli candidate.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Recall RFK Jr.

[“paula” @paularambles]

italian grandmas? you mean the penne gesserit

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@AlienFunTV Future field of sunflowers

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@Super70sSports “Soldiers’s Things” by Tom Waits

“A tinker, a tailor
A soldier's things
His rifle, his boots full of rocks
Oh, and this one is for bravery
Oh, and this one is for me
And everything's a dollar
In this box”

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@jimstewartson “Snake. It’s what’s for dinner.”

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@Spark898

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@theliamnissan

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#NewProfilePic

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“You are asking how a ballot works.”
#smokefleet

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@AdamKinzinger @theliamnissan