Helena Endress

[Helena Endress @helenaraee]

@hollyhopkins_ Just find a partner that has a slightly smaller/squishier nose and everything will work out 😂😂💕

[Helena Endress @helenaraee]

I’ll never understand dads that show up hella underdressed for maternity pics 😭😭 like it’s ok to put some gel in your hair for once Carl

[melanie @earthdombaby]

THE MOON IS IN TAURUS

[$TOOD @sto0d_]

Low iron women always talkin bout I love your energy , of course you do , you ain’t got much

[Élija @AjaaDxnee]

I really dislike when people aren’t solution based. It’s okay to complain but after complaining what are you going to do to fix the problem?

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

no drug in the world compares to bothering my cat

[Helena Endress @helenaraee]

@bodyautieyody That makes sense actually. Tried explaining this in a long-winded way to my NT husband and ended up sounding like an idiot so I guess that answers the question 😵‍💫

[Helena Endress @helenaraee]

Do people actually know if they’re neurotypical or not serious question

[movies & tv shows @itsmovies]

this is the funniest thing to happen since Instagram and Facebook are down

[James @TypeForVictory]

At 27 my grandad had 0 qualifications, a house, a wife, and 3 kids supported on a sergeant's salary.

At 27 I just finished postgrad professional qualifications and share a 2 bed flat with 2 friends. I lose 65% of my income to taxes and rent and have 10sqft personal space.

[abby🐝 @httpabbs]

Please tiktok not today

[ACCOUNT IS HACKED PLZ REPORT @aly__dixon]

doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol

[Helena Endress @helenaraee]

@Oliviasifuente4 Only my closest friends have permission to call me Helen, because I hate it when other people do it 😵‍💫

[Thomas Collins @tecv]

I can't believe how lucky my daughter is that I remind her to shave her armpits because she is German and not French #overbearingdad

[Helena Endress @helenaraee]

@Oliviasifuente4 10/10 recommend getting layers. I had the same problem and it helped with the heaviness

[Helena Endress @helenaraee]

@Oliviasifuente4 You’ll regret the chop 😪

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Me on my way to critique the outfits from the Met Gala last night

[Spirit @SpiritGenealogy]

wishing you a safe return back to yourself

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Can't believe we didn't think of this sooner

[Helena Endress @helenaraee]

Every meal prep for an hour just to realize you don’t want any of the food

[Helena Endress @helenaraee]

I think I’m in love