Helen

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

There’s no more unnatural, uncomfortable or distressing feeling than having to get back into normal clothes when you’ve already put your pyjamas on.

[Helen @HelenC_1]

Day at the beach #BarryIsland 🌊☀️🏖

[david cross✍ @davidcrosss]

We're a little over 5 months away from drowning witches

[Hayes Parsons Insurance Brokers @Hayesparsons]

🚶‍♀️Our Marine Account Handler, Hannah Saunders, is taking part in the Cotswold Way Challenge this weekend and fundraising for @AlzheimersBRACE!

Find our more & sponsor Hannah here ➡️https://t.co/gbrqjFt2C2

#UltraChallenge2022 #cotswoldwaychallenge #charityoftheyear

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Diary entry, 15.6.22

Bright, warm and sunny. Highly suspicious. It’s creating a sense of unease. Best keep a close eye on the situation. Have a feeling we’ll pay for it. Meant to get even hotter. Tempted to roll socks down a bit.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Today reportedly the most depressing day of the year, unlike the previous 700 which have famously been a barrel of laughs.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

At least you've never had a night out so rough that you had to phone the Queen to apologise after.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to answer a phone.
https://t.co/VwgV6N1SEX

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

December 1st: Mull everything. If it moves, mull it. Wine? Mull it. Cider? Mull it. Water? Mull it. Socks? Mull ‘em. Pigeons? Get them mulled. Hair? Mullet. Kettle? Fill it with mull. Mull everything in Britain.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Have you started your Christmas shopping yet?”

“I’ve got a few bits” - Translation: I bought myself some clothes and festive snacks.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I’ll sort it out next week” - Translation: I’ll forget about it forever.

[Helen @HelenC_1]

Bristol City Council: Save Redfield Cinema - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/K0d2nEEePe via @UKChange

[Dr Charles Levinson @DrCharlesL]

I'd like to see more calm, accurate and balanced analysis which covers both the bad news and the good.

Not every story needs to be negatively spun beyond recognition. If there is good news, let's talk about it.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

This must be what it feels like to be a microwaved apple pie.

[Helen @HelenC_1]

Lovely afternoon at the beach #beachday #Pembrokeshire 🏝☀️

[Helen @HelenC_1]

#Sunshine #BeachView #Pembrokeshire

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

If you Do Not want people to say you have a really shit ending to your TV program, Do not give your TV program a Really Shit Ending.

Tv Ending advice there.

[Hayes Parsons Insurance Brokers @Hayesparsons]

❤️ We have lots of exciting plans for 2021 and are looking for enthusiastic people to #jointheteam as we continue to grow!

😀 Over the next 2 weeks we will showcase our #vacancies, plus explain a bit more about why you should #WorkAtHayesParsons

🔎 https://t.co/7kgyMBtLFe