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Aim to be successful, but not too successful, otherwise you will threaten the man

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Someone on tinder asked me to tell them a joke to “see if I was funny”, I went with: Don’t start a pillow fight with death unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions. and got ignored.

I’M SORRY THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS!! I’D RATHER BE SINGLE

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Sophie Ecclestone - block 26, row F seats 18-21 #ENGVAUS

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@ReadingFCWomen Helen Gilbert 🤞🏼😍

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Hi @British_Airways, are you able to help with changes that have happened to my booking? I can’t seem to get through on the phones.

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Have I really just got a £100 parking fine for spending 13 minutes sat in my car (probably trying to reply to emails and inhale my lunch between seeing my homeless clients) how do you sleep at night #eurocarparks ???

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As if I just watched someone pull down their mask to sneeze, make no attempt to cover their mouth, then pull their mash back up 🥴

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Are you a pig or are you an eat your advent calendar at 5:45am on a weds morning before the gym pig? 🥴😂

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@baz_robertson Omg stop it 😂😂😂

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There’s a guy in the gym in jeans, drinking a pret coffee, I have never been more confused

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Update: I think he works here, possibly management, crisis averted

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Nearly tipped off my spin bike today because I was leaning trying to look at the sunrise sky out the window

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@OpenTableUK hi, how do I contact you about getting a refund please?

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@tastecard hi, I cancelled my taste card a few weeks ago but have just been charged. I’ve had to cancel it again. Can someone confirm if this has definitely been cancelled this time?

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Got woken up at 3.30 this morning by some boys outside my window in the street blasting hips don’t lie and singing along. Woke me up, but also really made me laugh, great passion and effort, Shakira would be proud

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This is my first year living in Reading and experiencing the festival, I have just popped to the outskirts of town to the gym and am living for the sheer volume of bucket hats

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Legit just left the gym early because I can’t stop thinking about my fajitas for dinner 😂😋

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Feel sick that it’s been TEN YEARS since I got my a level results 🥴

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Hi, @ReadingCouncil this has happened again… I know which house it has come from this time as he was seen doing it. Would someone be able to come and collect it ASAP it’s right in the middle of the road and will be dangerous for cars. Thank you

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@ReadingCouncil the recycling bins have just been emptied on my road, what’s this about please?

[Billy_. @TheQuietKid18]

Ye ever just sit and think about how hard it is to spell restront

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@ReadingCouncil Have just done that - thank you 😊