Helen Green

[Helen Green @helengreen]

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[Helen Green @helengreen]

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[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

We pay too much attention to the most confident voices—and too little attention to the most thoughtful ones.

Certainty is not a sign of credibility. Speaking assertively is not a substitute for thinking deeply.

It's better to learn from complex thinkers than smooth talkers.

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

People watching Handmaids Tale and being like “I bet the gas in Gilead is under $3”

[Helen Green @helengreen]

@maiakotro I’m dying. This is amazing!

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

This peculiar argument that gun safety laws won't work because criminals will just break them...Couldn't you make that argument against ANY law?!?

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

The thing about having "guns" as your hobby, is that if my hobby had turned into the number one reason of death for children, I would just find another hobby.

[Jena Friedman @JenaFriedman]

If only people cared about women as much as they care about not wearing fucking masks on planes…

[Helen Green @helengreen]

@JoshuaConkel Best idea I’ve heard in a long time

[Helen Green @helengreen]

@KitchenAidUSA @whirlpoolusa @BestBuy @KitchenAidCare @BestBuySupport @MieleUSA I’ll pay the difference for a @MieleUSA PLEASE! Desperate @BestBuy customer over here!

[Helen Green @helengreen]

@KitchenAidUSA @whirlpoolusa @BestBuy @KitchenAidCare @BestBuySupport @BestBuy I came in for a @MieleUSA replacement but your (very nice) sales associate recommended this @KitchenAidUSA dishwasher @BestBuy Paramus, NJ. How about taking my @KitchenAidCare back and...

[Pin Young 🎙📽🎻🏳️‍🌈🌊 @PinYoungActor]

My tenant who rents my guest house told his friends to break into my house. They broke a bunch of shit but thankfully weren't successful in occupying it, and I got out in time. His lease is up on January 20th anyway, so should I let him finish up his lease or kick him out now?

[Helen Green @helengreen]

🙌🏻

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Wow, I know some of you have had the worst year of your life but maybe you could show some compassion for the person who caused the worst year of your life??