MJ Slenderman

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[MJ Slenderman @HelferRyan]

Oceans 9/11

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

The harmonica player in my aunt and uncles band just took a 15 minute solo and ended it like this

[Kensetsu @Kensetsu6]

I heard a gun shot. I texted my neighbor.

[conor shack @ConorShack]

laughed so hard i woke up my kid fuck

[Jone @windbreakergod]

Yuuuup. You guessed it. Showed up to work high for the first time in a long time and my first two customers one after the other was a guy named Hamlet, followed by a guy named Dimple

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

we all remember Vito's gun from Sopranos

[MJ Slenderman @HelferRyan]

@axs your app fucking sucks

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

The "Middle Class" was a 50-year fluke designed to prevent a communist revolution during the Cold War. Now that the threat is gone, the elites are systematically dismantling it. You aren't "falling behind"; you’re being pushed back into the peasantry.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Whoa

[parker @_coldbloom]

took a cherry coke to my favorite overlook spot. cop pulls up behind me and points to a no parking sign. i'm still idling, haven't stepped off the bike. i say i'm just looking at the view. he points to the massive house behind us and says "they pay millions for it. you don't."

[Joe @electionsjoe]

This may be the funniest image of the entire Trump administration.

[Roberto @aboynamedposh]

Bam Margera reveals the secret to staying sober: doing drugs

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

this may be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen

[dolo @doloyeung]

I was tired of getting called nino pequeno at work so I ditched my Transformers lunchbox and replaced it with a Citizen Kane lunchbox. Now they all call me Rosebud. To find a group of mexican laborers with such film literacy was almost as surprising as it was hurtful

[kimberly @_kimberdiaz___]

throwback to the time i woke up to the most heartfelt messages from my parents and liam gallagher

[Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake]

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

[Jason @LeZevo]

“Well, it’s got a full tank of gas”

[SQUASH B’GOSH @otherjrobbins]

Love that the menswear guy is sharing pics of Porcell of Youth of Today as a style icon. I agree with him

[annalisa @wasabisnoooters]

i often think about when johnny knoxville said he was okay with getting hit by a car because he had 2 pairs of jeans on

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

"the government should be run like a business" is an all time classic of stuff that incredibly dumb people think sounds smart to say