ellis

ha ha ha

[ellis @hell0ellis]

it’s a man

[Crazy Frog @TrueCrazyFrog]

R.I.P. The Queen 🕯️

[ellis @hell0ellis]

the forbidden wotsits

[ellis @hell0ellis]

@harryfmarshall sorry sir you don’t have the authority to do that please stand back

[ellis @hell0ellis]

NO WAY?!

[ellis @hell0ellis]

The year 2020 is closer than 2007....

[ellis @hell0ellis]

how are you meant to read the daily telegraph on the train without taking up at least 4 seats in the process??

[ellis @hell0ellis]

Im currently standing in my kitchen in only my underwear eating tuna straight from the tin at 11:57pm. what a great year it’s been

[ellis @hell0ellis]

note to self: fuck

[ellis @hell0ellis]

I’m so incredibly honoured and humbled to be the first person ever

[ellis @hell0ellis]

@tiniebear the heavy lasagna dream

[ellis @hell0ellis]

I ate 1kg of lasagna today

[ellis @hell0ellis]

smh americans need a whole day to say thank you?? I was doing that shit when I was 3 years old

[ellis @hell0ellis]

@HelloimNick98 there is no better way to describe him really

[ellis @hell0ellis]

this feels like something a kid trying to be cool would say

[ellis @hell0ellis]

@harryfmarshall at this point I just wouldn’t be surprised

[ellis @hell0ellis]

how long does microwave rice take?

[Alfie Deyes @AlfieDeyes]

2 minutes 👌🏻

[ellis @hell0ellis]

sexy sex

[Summer Ray @SummerRay]

Your Halloween costume is ‘sexy’ + your biggest fear.

[ellis @hell0ellis]

I just found this random gift card in a tree on kalama beach and it actually worked?!