on my 26th birthday, i wrote I Took A Pill in Ibiza…10 years ago. The song became popular several years after i wrote it. Yesterday i celebrated my 36th birthday. i feel proud to look at the song lyrics and know that NONE of them are true anymore. I’ve grown into a completely new man…one that i’m proud of. check this out… 🧵
The city of San Francisco is launching an investigation into the X sign Elon Musk installed on top of X headquarters in SF.
Here are things that San Francisco won’t investigate you for:
1. Defecating on the sidewalk.
2. Stealing and launching a car over a cliff.
3. Shooting up heroin in public.
4. Assaulting Asian Americans in public.
5. Assaulting elderly people in public.
6. Assaulting literally anyone in public.
7. Shoplifting and robbery.
8. Stealing vehicles.
9. Setting up a tent city on busy sidewalks.
10. Dealing drugs.
Clown city 🤡