Hella Damn Squirrels

We live on the banks of Lake Merritt, Oakland, and we rule with fat and fuzzy fists

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Ida, ever the modest mouse, washed her hands for the full 20 seconds and then decided that a full bath was also in order
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Orinda spent the morning eating her weight in nuts, then, since she’d gained a half-pound, she decided to keep eating to match the numbers.
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Toadstool still needs to practice his face-washing technique, but he’s been very on top of paw-washing for the past two weeks. .
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Quite concerned about interspecies communications triggering cross-species virus transmissions, Muffins decided to ignore her usual breakfast source and go eat some tree buds instead. .
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Unconcerned with dental hygiene, Overture refused to wash his teeth, telling me that any plaque would grow itself out.
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Mixtape Martin spent the hour compiling an audio collection for dreamy, summery Oakland afternoons in late February
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Having filled his furry belly with breakfast, Valentino decided it was now time to chase some girls and possibly even start a family
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Vanilla Bean debated booking a barber shop visit, finding it difficult to view the world through such a long set of whiskers
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The Empress Chin Chin greeted her most loyal follower with a blank stare, and then proceeded to pee on my head. .
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Rutabaga Stew wants to remind everyone that today is the official Squirrel Appreciation Day! (It will be a hard life lesson for him to learn that tomorrow is not). Feed your local furballs and fill those bird feeders!
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Watching the rain come down, Galoshes forlornly wished her squirrel paws were able to cook warm bowls of walnut oatmeal.
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Reginald, the booby-footed forester, awoke feeling a little frumpy.
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Covered with walnut dust, it was obvious that Pitty Pat was the one sneaking the treats from the cookie jar. .
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Ready to outrun the final days of 2019, Jubilee wasn't quite sure which direction to go. .
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Patty Gumption stood and watched in awe as her sister unlocked a Lime scooter and proceeded to roll away in search of nuts
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Belying his cute face, The Gorch is ruthless towards whatever comes between him and his lunch
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With a sixth sense known only to squirrels, Triangles suspects that later today he will get drenched in a rainstorm
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Furious with this cold snap, Raging Ralph let me know he wouldn’t stand for it long before taking drastic measures. .
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Organized Otto was so busy hiding his precious pecan that he missed the walnut giveaway on the nearby path.
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His hunger outweighing his honor, Chief Inspector Cobblestones surveyed the robber’s hideaway and decided to pilfer some of the horde.
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