Lexi

overstressed and poorly dressed 27 year old

[Lexi @hellapainyo]

@roseyuno04 @Cam_Oflage she views herself as the literate counterpart to her himbo sportsball partner

[Lexi @hellapainyo]

@TheGlobal_Index @mattxiv LMAO HANDSHAKING?? like i know he’s pretty aggressive when he does that but reaallllyyyy???

[Lexi @hellapainyo]

@LauraLoomer @DemSocialists Your shitty red streaks make you look like a hooker but go on, Friday Sparklez (I assume that’s your prostitute name)

[Lexi @hellapainyo]

Congratulations @SenJohnHoeven and @SenKevinCramer on signing the death of your careers today! Have fun losing your jobs for the sake of deepthroating a nazi!

[Lexi @hellapainyo]

@kirawontmiss THIRTY PERCENT?? Nah, it’s 15 for shit, 20 for good and 25 for stellar

[Lexi @hellapainyo]

@systemofadown @audiomassacre Yall aware of spotify removing your album???

[Lexi @hellapainyo]

@MistyB89X @realspecialboy1 @mjfree literally right fucking back at you

[Lexi @hellapainyo]

@scottsimanski @Mollyploofkins He’s using his child as a human shield because he’s a fucking coward.

[Lexi @hellapainyo]

@mamasgoldenmilk fr like I actually love myself now and even I’m not that self obsessed lol

[Lexi @hellapainyo]

@Larry20219468 @realspecialboy1 @mjfree sweetie no one can take you seriously when you put air quotes around post—it either is a post or it isn’t—you sound fucking stupid

[Lexi @hellapainyo]

@TedGado @guitarbore @mjfree but back the blue, right? 🖕🏻

[Lexi @hellapainyo]

@TedGado @StuShoes18 @mjfree Hey so that’s insane. Anyone in an elected seat “crushing constituents into oblivion without remorse” is committing TREASON and is a literal dictator. hope that helps!

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Pls don’t share this video of Trump being booed!!!

[Lexi @hellapainyo]

@realspecialboy1 @mjfree oh honey, first hand accounts as well as live broadcasts across the world completely debunk you—there’s a reason there’s a several second delay in live media in the US & THIS is part of it

when you finally see it, we’ll do our best to not say “we told you so” but we’re tired

[eggnog 🍉 @eggnoggies]

google when donald trump

[Lexi @hellapainyo]

@nglwithkylie you HAVE to try this with your butter pecan dunkin’! saw it at target tonight and my boyfriend and I immediately thought of you!!

[Lexi @hellapainyo]

@beyoncegarden I didn’t get it at first bc that’s just how my partner and I are & then I realized just how passionate our love making is 😆

[Lexi @hellapainyo]

@GRUGCEL Zip also goes by Babz so I feel you

[Lexi @hellapainyo]

@morgan_sung b r u h this is why my partner and I discussed HIS budget when he showed interest in taking better care of his skin and hair

[Lexi @hellapainyo]

@xgigglypuff but if pretty, no can has brain, duh—my bio degree is just evidence of how ugly I clearly am