Krista

Charlie ❤️ Carter💜 Austin💙👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

[Krista @HellerKrista]

I’m so against bribing kids, except on picture day.... best believe I bribe the shit out of Carter on picture day lol. We pay wayyyy too much for family pictures to have them come out badly 🤣.

[Krista @HellerKrista]

@britneyandbaby Where is Aria’s nightstand from?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

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[lals @Alanascottish]

Hackers need to step the fuck up and delete everyone’s loans and mortgages

[Krista @HellerKrista]

@KailLowry where did you get this?!?

[adam 🥸 @clubpayneguin]

as a big ass liberal let me just say:

-we don’t want santa to be gender nuetral
-no one is trying to ban baby it’s cold outside
-no bitch thinks rudolph’s is being bullied
-literally who cares abt gingerbread men’s gender

conservatives just want a fake war on christmas xoxoxo

[Krista @HellerKrista]

I really should have kept better track of all the stuff I bought my kids for Christmas. I’m looking at it all together for the first time and I’m honestly embarrassed. Probably going to take some toys and donate them. No kid needs this much stuff😩.

[Krista @HellerKrista]

Guys. Austin is literally sleeping a foot away from me in his bassinet and I miss him SO MUCH. I am not stable.

[Krista @HellerKrista]

I want to be as thin as I was in HS..... but I also want to eat cookies and never work out. SEND HELP

[Krista @HellerKrista]

Literally me after “celebrating” Charlie’s big pay bump 😂🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

[Krista @HellerKrista]

Austin is sleeping in the bassinet for the first time tonight (he usually sleeps right next to me) and I can NOT handle it. He is literally only a foot away from me and I miss him so much. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.

[Krista @HellerKrista]

@meghan__burns @wbymca I spy a Linda 🤣

[Krista @HellerKrista]

Next year Thanksgiving is at my house. I don’t plan to get out of my pajamas the entire day.

[Krista @HellerKrista]

I have 3 Thanksgivings to go to today but what I really want to do is lay in bed 😭.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Retweet if you’ve voted! #ElectionDay

[Krista @HellerKrista]

Debating on waking charlie up simply because I need a hug 😭

[Krista @HellerKrista]

@britneyandbaby I was waiting for Franks reaction to the lasagna 😭. Did he like it?!

[Krista @HellerKrista]

Lol note to self, don’t trust new friends EVER. I’m better off as a loner anyway.

[Krista @HellerKrista]

@kerenswan I’ve never once let my daughter cry it out and she has put herself to sleep since she was 11 months old, just saying. They can learn to sleep well without crying it out.

[Krista @HellerKrista]

Every time I ask Charlie to get Carter dressed, half the fun is just seeing what rediculous outfit he will pick😂