tom

project manager for @mcchampionship_

[tom @hellicars]

@LNER I was sat in seat K84 and had it in the overhead rack. Registered it online, thank you so much!

[tom @hellicars]

@LNER left my jacket and wallet on the 13:27 train from Newcastle to London Kings cross. I can see it going back up north. Any way I can find out where it’s going and get it back?

[tom @hellicars]

alright fuck this i’m off

[tom @hellicars]

they should make a film where Gromit gets to be happy

[tom @hellicars]

@brandnewemail if u let it sit long enough cookie eats itself too

[tom @hellicars]

gerry has to be a top 10 manderer of all time

[tom @hellicars]

@soupforeloise Yeah but Robo Edward wouldnt have stopped that car hitting her unless it was a tesla

[tom @hellicars]

@soupforeloise the wotsit finger nails are the worst thing on there

[tom @hellicars]

@soupforeloise when you toast a bagel you get a golden retriever. I get a black labrador 😔

[tom @hellicars]

Thank god they did it this way. Mythbusters would’ve got that tortoise to mach 2 with a cannon

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The fable of the rabbit and the tortoise has been tested in real life. 😂

[tom @hellicars]

If you’re boarding group 9 on american airlines they drag you on to the plane feet first

[tom @hellicars]

Sponsored by DALLAS Insurance: What’s your fort worth?

[tom @hellicars]

life can be perfect if you let it

[tom @hellicars]

@OwengeJuiceTV its my first day reloading the toner at mojang and I’m already losing it

[tom @hellicars]

@soupforeloise tonight we let the kamala talk

[tom @hellicars]

He’s like a real life Phineas and Ferb

[Blaketheman1000 @OrtizGoldberg]

I am thinking about The Rizzler today... He blew up this summer and spent the last few months making content with celebrities. Now he has to go back to elementary school, learn a bunch of stupid shit he’ll never use, and hang around normal kids every day. It probably sucks so bad

[tom @hellicars]

this is the craziest thunderstorm ever. I’ve never heard anything like this. sounded like a car crash outside the flat

[tom @hellicars]

@5e_ivy @Horse_Jeans the line where he admits that all the younger DJs are actually really nice makes the whole song work

[tom @hellicars]

bet it feels really good for the thief when they snatch a phone. Like catching a big fish

[tom @hellicars]

went to the store and bought 3 things: cookies, milk and carrots. felt like father christmas. embarrassing checkout