elisa

insoportable y sensible

[Kitsie 🐦‍⬛🗡 @KitsieVT]

no queen don't shave your bush. how will our rengar gank our lane???

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

nothing matters but love. please RT.

[Tezcatlijota 🔻 @Tezcatlijota]

Reuniones que pudieron haber sido una pelea con machete.

[rose @roramdin]

If I was a rat in a maze with only cocaine I’d abstain from the coke, quit masturbating, tame my tempers, then invent calculus

[Dani @caracolrengo]

__ vos sabés porqué "más" lleva tilde
__ es un diacrítico
__ bueno, perdón. Te preguntaré otro día que estés mejor.

[C🇨🇮🐘 @chaka_________]

There are 5-6 secret additional hours between 1 and 3 am if you know how to do it correctly. This will take years off your life and make you look and feel like shit but also it is peak Going On The Computer Time

[EternalYandere_67 @EternalYan67]

Charlie Kirk and His Security

[reuben @asscastle5000]

Went to costco with brother and his gf. They were rushing and stressed the entire time like fucking relax. Why does the average person stress themselves out over shit like grocery trips.. you’re in an air conditioned store not hanging off a cliff

[lola★ @kendallgrl]

succession is truly the show of all time because these four scenes alone completely changed the way i engage with media. i’ll never be able to watch anything without viewing it through the lens of these lines.

[Tiempo AMBA @Tiempo_AMBA]

#Panorama #Primavera
Mañana será la mañana mas fria (7/8) de al menos los próximos 10 días, y ya desde el miércoles en adelante se empezara a sentir otro ambiente desde las tardes (+18) hasta nuevo aviso.
Esto va siendo mas lógico a tan solo una semana del inicio de la primavera meteorológica.
Si bien seguramente mas adelante ingresen frentes polares estos ya serán de corta duración y ya luchando con la incidencia del Sol (+ días mas largos).
La primavera empieza a dar sus primeros pasos.

[China Perspective @China_Fact]

A street cat in Suzhou catches a fish from a pond, No fishing rod, no bait, just pure instinct.

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(sitting back down at my wfh dual monitor setup after a 1.5 hour lunch, carrying 4 different caffeinated beverages) Alright. Back to the fucking mines

[elisa @hellisax]

@pibaastillera

[silly-mirror @chiantishiire]

rip odysseus you would've loved kendall roy started trojan war in succession season 2

[𝗴𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲 🎀 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[förlorare @Proustoevsky]

"People whom nothing moves or touches any longer learn to cry again in the cinema" -Walter Benjamin

[old tom @culture_coffin]

charlize theron: you can go back to your old life and leave me and my island behind forever tomdysseus you just have to stop eating the lotus flower

me [mouthful of petals]: no thank you charlize theron

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

can you abuse my goblin while i step out to smoke real quick. yeah just rub sand in his eyes nothing too crazy