ivan

love 2 post on the internet.

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

shitting with a nightlight or whatever Rush said

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

sometimes i’ll see a reply to a serious world event or issue and think “oh that’s honestly a really good, nuanced, well written take” then I click their profile and it’ll just be like an entire timeline of a dude suckin toes or someone’s fursona shitting in a diaper

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

@glup_shittoo

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

some of you Odyssey about getting a job

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

@treatsman gotta keep it big n greedy round these parts

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

didn’t realize i broke part of the plastic fork tip off while eating my lunch. pretty sure I ate it. fuck it we macro plastic’ing now

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

walking outside today in michigan

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

@treatsman smells like straight kingsford

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

@glup_shittoo

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

@glup_shittoo we got some outdoor rocking chairs you can have

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

i don’t care if the 80’s spuds mackenzie rocks glass potentially has cadmium. i’m cancer maxxxing

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

ohio treasure haul + a couple books

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

parasite maxxing by only eating unwashed leafy greens

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

@saravaldx this sounds like a peak online bot reply tho

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

sitting in the 90 degree garage. IASIP on the tv. grill heating up. Nancy Sinatra on the stereo. 🇺🇸🫡

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

@glup_shittoo this is a roseville attribute

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

#bawitdaba

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

@speedyspeedboi_

[ivan @hellisrealcool]

it’s so hot my backup cam has the BSOD