Courtney

Lisa Frank in Nellyville 🦄✨

[Courtney @hellllo_itsme]

I’m “watch for school closings scroll on tv” years old.

[Courtney @hellllo_itsme]

@AlrightMary the👏references👏

[Courtney @hellllo_itsme]

#5WordHorribleIceBreaker Hey, I like your toenails. #this happened #truestory

[Courtney @hellllo_itsme]

Do gangsta rappers listen to white girls when they workout?

[Courtney @hellllo_itsme]

I don't care how much your sweatpants cost- doesn't make them any "classier." Stop.

[Courtney @hellllo_itsme]

"My pants are shrinking. (and other lies I tell myself.)"

-A memoir.

[Courtney @hellllo_itsme]

#salaryproblems

[Courtney @hellllo_itsme]

Crying during The Bling Ring because the crap they steal and no one notices is worth more than your life is totally normal, right?

[Courtney @hellllo_itsme]

#IWantToBeSoRich I can name my future child Bearclaw Zeus and no one bats a lash.

[Courtney @hellllo_itsme]

He was like: "Ay baby you got a man...he let you have friends?"

Is not a great way to start a "How did you two meet?" convo.

[Courtney @hellllo_itsme]

More like #brainless

[Bad Mikey @BadMikeyBad]

I'm "WWF Wrestling is real" years old

[Odawg1981 @JonOwen1]

#LiesToldToUs it wasn't me

[Courtney @hellllo_itsme]

It's the thought that counts. #LiesToldToUs

[Courtney @hellllo_itsme]

#MyFavoriteHolidayRoutine Eating cheesy potatoes until I hate myself.

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

My New Years plans?

Not be with people that ask me about my New Years plans

[Courtney @hellllo_itsme]

*Slug Bug*
*Jeep Beep*
*Cruiser Bruiser*
*Punches you in the face*

^ Fun road trip games

[Courtney @hellllo_itsme]

Current mood.

[Courtney @hellllo_itsme]

OMG please be more indecisive!!!!

-no one ever.

[☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @AnOrangeSNES]

All I wanna do is
[gun shot noise]
[cash register noise]
[organ noise]
[saxophone noise]
[cow noise]
[cat noise]
Fix this broken synthesizer