Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected])

Born at 332 ppm CO2. Atheist, since I have a functioning brain. Anecdotes are not science. Sarcastic AF. I ridicule ridiculous people. #T1D #OmniPod5 #Dexcom6G

[Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart]

@GOP #MAGATerrorism #GOP #Republicans

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

MTG to me: “I’m not sure how Lauren Boebert on one hand can demand so much out of Kevin McCarthy, but then demand nothing out of someone else and be willing to vote for them to be speaker.That’s not serious, I don’t think that’s leadership and I really see it as more obstruction”

[Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart]

@GOP What are you going to do about it? You can't even elect a Speaker of the House FFS...

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Unclear if Marge realizes this is a parody account

[Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart]

@ACTBrigitte Ask Donald Trump.

[FBI Washington Field @FBIWFO]

@ATFWashington @DCPoliceDept The @FBI and our partners hope the increased reward will encourage the American public to take another look at the photos and videos of the suspect and the device. If you recognize the suspect, submit a tip at https://t.co/t8G7LO4hxu. https://t.co/hNNY3pInqh

[Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart]

@ACTBrigitte Yes, but he would still be terrible.

[Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart]

@MuellerSheWrote If Boebert wants attention tomorrow, she should nominate Vladimir Putin. Nothing in the Constitution says he's ineligible. Prove me wrong.

[Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart]

@RonFilipkowski The Face Eating Leopards' Caucus

[ChudsOfTikTok 🖥️ @ChudsOfTikTok]

This might be the most coked out I've ever seen Donnie Jr.
Like you get a contact high just by watching his hands.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wow

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

I need this on a mug.

[Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart]

@laurenboebert Exactly. Sometimes you have to vote for the Face Eating Leopards Party into power to get a change. And then go to the hospital for a face transplant.

[Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart]

@ACTBrigitte Do it. She's used to losing by now.

[Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart]

The Face Eating Leopards' Caucus is doing a great job.

[Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart]

@seanhannity @mattgaetz Remember that the Speaker of the House doesn't have to be an American citizen. The Crazy Caucus could nominate Vladimir Putin tomorrow. Just imagine how much attention they would get if they did that.

[Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart]

@RepMattGaetz @mattgaetz Remember that the Speaker of the House doesn't have to be an American citizen so you could nominate Vladimir Putin tomorrow. Just imagine how much attention you would get if you did that.

[Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart]

@laurenboebert @krhern Remember that the Speaker of the House doesn't have to be an American citizen so you could nominate Vladimir Putin tomorrow. Just imagine how much attention you would get if you did that.

[Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart]

@AWeissmann_ @femmesthetics "I painted that"