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[Arsenal @Arsenal]

A new chapter begins.

[Harry Dare @_itsDARE]

Bought tickets for this for Christmas

My Dad’s driven 470 miles down from Ayr

It’s July ffs

Got to laugh

[ollie dare @hello_chaps]

Phoned support to be told this was not covered under my 90-day warranty, & instead could only be rectified within 30 days of owning the car (not once mentioned in the process of buying the car). Now down £110 on top of the £130 cost to replace the tyre. Would not recommend😠(2/2)

[ollie dare @hello_chaps]

Hugely disappointed with my @CazooUK experience so far - my new Suzuki Swift unfortunately ended up with a nail in the tyre recently - went to replace the tyre only to find the car was sold without its locking wheel nut key (point 291 on the 300 point 'inspection')... (1/2)

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

[Jon @jonbir90]

Everyone in the cinema when James Bond goes to see the old fella with the gadgets.

[ollie dare @hello_chaps]

@kdempsie rude

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@kdempsie @shack_diesel facts

[ollie dare @hello_chaps]

@kdempsie delete this

[Saskia Colton⚡️ @ColtonSaskia]

Im a slut for Yorkshire tea

[Matthew Evans @Matty99wolves]

Boris Johnson telling us the roadmap out of lockdown

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

👋 Welcome to The Arsenal, Martin Odegaard! 🇳🇴

[Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team @MercedesAMGF1]

🎨 1m RTs and we'll make this the 2021 livery. 😂

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?

[ollie dare @hello_chaps]

@kdempsie me offering to roll with all my 2 months’ practice

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how i think i look coming back from lidl with my fresh baguette sticking out of my bag

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@kdempsie @sinfuldiabetic @cmboo123 excellent is pushing it, just gone from bad to worse

[ollie dare @hello_chaps]

@EmmyRosam All I want is a feature to make them respond to ‘oi you’, is that too much to ask??

[ollie dare @hello_chaps]

I think my most commonly used phrase atm is ‘Alexa...ALEXA...ohwaitfuck... ok Google’