Alle Connell

Writer, failure, beauty editor, menace 🖤

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My hottest take yet:

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I wrote my graduating thesis on AI and it’s wild to see it used, in my lifetime, to draw pictures of us with big honkin titties.

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I realize this a tweet only a paradigm shifting genius could come up with, but this website here, it is… unusable

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@rachie_claire @katiecarterking Truly like who is 19 who is 57 what year is it

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@thisbrokenwheel Don’t worry I’m like the rest of this horrible planet: hotter and more unstable with every passing year

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It’s been five years, may as well start being silly on this terrible site again.

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@HouseofGlib You’ll live to regret this Kermit gif, just see if you don’t

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Also, I’m absolutely DYING to write a story called Why Can Nobody in Media Ask Jane Pratt a Hard Question

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https://t.co/3XW3o3WypQ

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Hi friends, i realize that “I’ve cut back on Twitter” is kind of a boring tweet, but i have, i am, i will continue to.

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@c_lewisbrown Thank you! So am i ❤️

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Pulled food that I was eating out of my mouth and threw it in the trash, in full view of my co-workers. Would always ask "do you REALLY NEED that?" when someone was eating. Asked me what dress size I wore, then made a disgusted face. https://t.co/TnUrxOQX0K

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what's your most insane boss story? extra points for shit that seems unbelievable but Actually Happened

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@c_lewisbrown It was so bad! I’m glad every day to be done with that.

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@mostlymartha Non-corporeal and filled with self-loathing.

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@KateHarding An honest-to-god nightmare.

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Anyway, this person taught me a very traumatic and difficult lesson about how I never want to be as a boss and person, which I value. She also put me in therapy and made me question whether I belonged in my industry, which I DO NOT.

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Sometimes fashion people want to act like the industry is magically now a mean girl-free zone because #empowerment, but the truth is there are a LOT of assholes still out there with a LOT of power over people's careers.

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@Ezzalenko True, and TERRIBLE.

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@nevona It was extremely bad.