evanrhook

There will always be women in rubber flirting with me 🎶 LGB with the T 🏳️‍🌈 DMs are for sliding into 😘

[evanrhook @helloevanhook]

Post-gym glow.

Helped along by what felt like a cardiac arrest.

And the sunset.

And a filter.

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

The most important double feature

[evanrhook @helloevanhook]

@TheTweetOfGod Look after her ❤️

[dom*** @domtheeaquarius]

Anyone done a welfare check on @trixiemattel?

[evanrhook @helloevanhook]

@fufu_da_hoe @sillykoopa They are legit some of the best songwriters in history. Their greatest hits collection, every single fucking track is a banger.

[evanrhook @helloevanhook]

@jk_rowling I’m sorry that you didn’t pay more attention to what she had to say.

[evanrhook @helloevanhook]

@KhakanQureshi I call you a role model. I call you brave. I call you loved.

[evanrhook @helloevanhook]

@fesshole

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

So not only has poor old Mrs Ashworth at number 32 had the PIP for her arthritis stopped, she's now being evicted for not being able to pull up a few dandelions.

[evanrhook @helloevanhook]

@medoyia Challenge accepted.

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@RoworthJack Even if I thought that all of your credentials were true - and I don’t - I’d still think you might be a bit of a pest.

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@Mimiiben1 5

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@SnazzyLabs I would love for the app to default to payment cards, and then be able to swipe left and right to other ‘sections’ of the wallet.

That’s how most people organise physical wallets, and feels like it would be a pretty simple UI to implement.

[evanrhook @helloevanhook]

Anyone with a GCSE in Geography understands this. Rupert Lowe does not.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

After weeks of no rain and hosepipe bans, we're now being warned to expect flooding.

Britain is rapidly becoming a pathetic mess.

A Restore Britain Government will build some reservoirs, sort the drains, fix leaks and deport millions.

Problem solved.

[Boulette Polpetto @trineor]

La scène dont tous les gamins queers, fût-ce confusément, ont immédiatement compris qu’elle était pour eux.

[evanrhook @helloevanhook]

@zollotech Thank you for making them ❤️

[George @SocDemGeorge]

All that by election nonsense for nothing lmao

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@tweetsbyJoy @grok

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Google searches for "eyes hurt" were up more than 5,000% yesterday evening.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

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