evanrhook

There will always be women in rubber flirting with me 🎶 LGB with the T 🏳️‍🌈 DMs are for sliding into 😘

[evanrhook @helloevanhook]

Post-gym glow.

Helped along by what felt like a cardiac arrest.

And the sunset.

And a filter.

[Ava-Santina @AvaSantina]

neighbour has taken up the recorder. sitting in the flat in disbelief

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Remember when the fireworks end, there are new rules on wanking.

[Kurrgas @kurrgas]

Tribute mural unveiled in honour of the late Sir Patrick Stewart in his birthplace of Mirfield, West Yorkshire.

A fitting tribute to a much-loved actor whose incredible talent and legacy touched millions of people around the world. 🌹

[evanrhook @helloevanhook]

@DaiviAstra @CSgtBourne Yes… my point was about the significance of midnight, not fireworks. Pay attention.

[A @lxthrdg]

sexting, 2026:

‘so what are your government sanctioned interests and kinks?’

[MrTARDIS @TrilbeeReviews]

The whole of UK Twitter right now.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

51 years ago today, Queen released “Bohemian Rhapsody.”

[Hadley Freeman @HadleyFreeman]

Claudia’s lipstick has murdered me

[James Higgins @JSHiggins_]

Nigel farage is about to have a heart attack seeing the refugee charities

[The Traitors HQ @the_traitors_]

BREAKING 🚨 Faithfuls Sebastian and Romesh have won #TheCelebrityTraitors Series 2!

[evanrhook @helloevanhook]

Snooooooozz time 🥱

[evanrhook @helloevanhook]

10/10 can recommend.

5-6PM UK time 🤘

[Nethen @fufu_da_hoe]

Check out my radio show! Thursdays 10am-11am PST.

https://t.co/3gI4fFo09y

[evanrhook @helloevanhook]

@mrcarl_woodward About a ghost in Paris?

[beth ✨ @raggedydocs]

nothing makes me happier than knowing real life miranda and fictional miranda are the same person 😭 #celebritytraitors

[evanrhook @helloevanhook]

@privatetalky B so they can reduce it to A next year 👀

[Charlie Davies @cgdav135]

Look after your mental health.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him?

*a few moments later*

Trump: 😴😴😴

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I’d highly recommend that nobody download this app.

At best, it’s unfiltered propaganda.

At worst, it’s spyware.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

I honestly didn’t think we’d get state-run media less than two years in.

This even surprised me.

Fascism is happening more quickly than I even imagine.

Fight back.