Garth Smith

Futsal Coach, Primary School Teacher, Childminder & Graphic Designer.

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@McJuggerNuggets “will be beneficial for our family.” - You’ve just help murder a member of your family. Knob head!

“take a little time to move on…excited to try again…hopefully have a better outcome.” - translation: we don’t intend to murder our next kid, but who knows. Tune in to find out.

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@KillaKreww He does know what a roast is, right?! 🤣

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@RevRayCistman

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@StretfordPaddck Sad bastard. He’s embarrassing himself.

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@MayorFrey

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@AndreyOnana Sir…You look really happy there. There will be more missions.

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@k1rallik McAllister United!

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@OfficialBHAFC Great trophy 👍🏻

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@Glinner This was hilarious. Unbelievably good.

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@Cultination1

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@LifeNewsHQ @JesusSavesUs777 So I’m a fundamentalist Christian? Fair enough.

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@MichaelGLFlood @TheTinMenBlog Oh no! Feminism being criticised?! @TheTinMenBlog, how dare you! 🤣

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@DieHardUtdFans And even if Bruno did say what Keane thought, it’s a meaningless game where these things can be thought about.

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Man man man man. Man man man man. Man man man man. Man man man man.

*Sung to the chimes of Big Ben.

[UTV Live News @UTVNews]

Inspirational trans woman Lauren chats to @CarolJordanTV about becoming a champion of the queer community after learning to be herself.

Watch the latest episode of Going the Extra Mile here: https://t.co/USPiHL5IXl

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@ManUtd @TyrellMalaciia Who?!

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@BBCNews 115 years?

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@BelTel I know it needs a bit of a referb, but that’s no way to talk about the leisure centre!

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@Sarfo15M

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@NostalgiaFolder @Subsbenchfooty 43 year old me, too. When I’m with my kids…

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@_PointDePenalty This is great