Hannah Denson

intermediate adult. epitome of organized chaos. occasionally entertaining.

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

20 seconds of embarrassing courage a day keeps the boring life away 👣

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

My mom really out here being afraid to compliment a girls eyeliner so to be relatable she said “my daughter has eyes and wears those little lines, that would be so cute on her cause it’s cute on you”
MOM STOP YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

Why I gotta let people prove they are the worst like 57 whole times before I believe it. 🤡

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

@shyrad95 Same 😂 but also like secret comfort food cause everyone judges it

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

She cracked the code

[V @VannahFrancess]

the cashier at trader joe’s asked me why I had so many lemons. I told him I like to peel them like an orange & eat with some salt. he just smiled and stopped talking to me … 😭😭😭

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

I speed home just so I can sit in the car for 15 minutes before going in

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

The products are a dream tho

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

The friendly small talk in the Trader Joe’s checkout line is what my nightmares are made of.

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re spending hours watching skincare videos

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

And I mean in everything. Your job, your relationships, your goals, your life. Gotta get uncomfy to get it right

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

Hello, just a friendly reminder to STOP ACCEPTING THE BARE MINIMUM.

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

@shyrad95 Why’d you block out the “a” like they’re gonna come for you

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

Hannah-Denson 😬

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[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

@shyrad95 I need sweaters and booties and sweat pants and flannels and all of the ordeal 😂😂 but I really should just do that in normal life

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

I wear the exact same thing almost daily and yet I have the audacity to spend hours packing for a 4 day trip???

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

@shyrad95 I literally take southwest up on the free checked bag sitch in the sweater months cause it’s over with when I need to pack all that 😂

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

@shyrad95 YES. I really packed compressed workout leggings, a colored pair for fun, the V shape ones for comfort, and and yoga pair for the flight. In real life I wear the same ones all week.

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

@shyrad95 Iol like “yeah I’ll probably need two pairs of jeans, some shorts, maybe a dress? Idk maybe a hiking fit?” And my plans are just hanging out in a different town.

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

@shyrad95 …oh no

[Hannah Denson @hellohannah214]

Come on guuuuys, DRIVE FASTER. don’t you know I’m already late due to my poor time management and general lack of willingness to leave with extra time???