Woodrow™

Sydney worker, hip hop choreographer and Entertainer. Former videographer, party host and Star Now extra for hire. Did a bit of radio when I was young ILR

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@CooperLawrence I got my girlfriend to pay off all our mortgage and auto debt through her Only Fans account. I plan on telling her this weekend that she has had this account for the past year.

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@MelissaRTodd Is there anything you can't do?

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@MelissaRTodd Surprise Surprise
as Cilla used to say and sing a long

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@MelissaRTodd I would get your full payment upfront!!

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@CooperLawrence Back up a bit Coops. I am sure your Dad is as funny as you are.

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@NickyMontford Random factoid. Zoe Montana is absolutely terrified of Circus clowns 🤡

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@CooperLawrence I hope you got their permission to publish this or at least a paw print model talent release form.

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We havent run a Sydney Spanking theater stage show for a while..but we did this week..
Elle MacPherson white knickers make a change from Bonds.

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@MelissaRTodd Off spin or a pace bowler? I bet your googlie would be unplayable. We all know you are a leggy...

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@Fiveankles Hopefully he won't be given a visa as he doesn't know the team or where Wembley is.

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@K_neurorobotics @Exploding_Heads @mac_birmingham Latecomers will be.....? Made to wear lycra , eat Tofu and Called up to the stage and embarrassed by Colin from Portsmouth.

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@MelissaRTodd Zoe Montana , who was very fiscally astute, would recommend that newbies should book to see her more and more and over time they too could develop a leather backside. If you are heavily bruised this week come back to see her in a few days.

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@MelissaRTodd Wet celery and some Biggles flying glasses.

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@CooperLawrence Make sure you get a prenup if you take it further.

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@MelissaRTodd A pint of stout, packet of crisps and I'll take 6 of the best. Cheers mate. Have a pint yourself.

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@CooperLawrence Yes. And if you have given up producing your own show after 2 no one listened to episodes and have lots of expensive gear please let me know. I need a new mixer, jingle cart and a couple of mics. Thanks

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@Fiveankles Edit "Tofu eating wokerite Metropolitan elites" . Reposting for my network. They are both actually very good. Especially the one that was the ex football player. The other one, a phone in host, is ok but seems to be stuck in provincial radio. Even Suella got a gig at LBC.

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@MelissaRTodd What a thrill. I say report the chap.

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@MelissaRTodd @HaveringBoss A ha. So that's why you prepared your will the other day. Very sensible..don't want another Baldwin style calamity.