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President of the I Hate H&M Club

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All I want for Christmas is to look like Cher did in the 70s

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Lowkey barking on my knees for this Doctor Who spin off because of a certain blonde actress (likely thing to happen)

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An evil evil man on tiktok left a mean comment about my eyebrows and sorry but they’re lowkey my best feature????

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A new pic of my fave fave fave rarely sighted milfy level actress has dropped and I can’t express how badly I needed this after crying a litre of tears over a man. Why cry over a man when women are so beautiful??

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Can’t believe that I can’t get a text back when the aged up version of me looks so good. Forever gagged

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Genuinely think that even if a man proposed to me and we got married, I’d still be convinced that he’s going to leave me?? Probs should go back to therapy but I don’t have the time??

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@GreggsOfficial why did you get rid of your dairy free milk option?? Maybe if you had chosen the elite oat milk instead of soya, people would’ve opted for it

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@Alexaraas I assume you’re a Kylie fan judging from your pfp. In that case, I think you’ll really enjoy Jade’s music!

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Ashes to Ashes is a show for bisexual children of divorce

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Do you ever look at your own naked body and think “ok that is an alien” or is this just me?

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Sorry but being bisexual (probs) feels like I’m lying 24/7. Kissing a man? FRAUD. Going to a queer girlies climbing group? FRAUD. I’m living a double life.

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My mum’s dress was lilac tho. Kinda slay

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I periodically unlock lore about my parents’ marriage and I’ve recently learned that they got married midweek with just family invited. And they couldn’t invite all the family because of beef that happened in 1966?? Sounds awful???

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Genuinely think that having to listen to Radio 1 every single day at my last evil job contributed to me hating my life. Radio 2 4eva

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Bethan act normally about a man challenge. Anxious attachment confirmed!

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There was context for this but I lowkey think my freckles and droopy eye are cute

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Left on read after sending this to a man omfg why am I always myself????

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My life was so much calmer when I thought I was 100% a lesbian

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Ewww ew ewwwwww just double texted a man and I feel like the most annoying rat on earth!! Get it while it’s hot!

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How does Bernadette Peters look 12 years old (complimentary) ?